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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[GHOST GROWLS]
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[BEEPING SOFTLY]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[PANTING][GHOST TRAP BEEPING]
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[MACHINE POWERING UP]
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
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[GROWLING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
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[BEEPING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROWLING]
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[BUZZING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHIRRING]
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[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]
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Ew, Mom, I'm trying
to eat breakfast.
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Almost done.
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Aw, your mustache
is really coming in.
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Mom![ELECTRICAL BUZZING]
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Phoebe!Ow!
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I'm bleeding!
You made me bleed!
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You'll live. Phoebe!
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Oh! What are you doing?
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Neighbor's electricity
is running out of phase.
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I tied in, bumped us up to 220.Take that off.
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Now I can run my lathe.
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And you didn't think
to ask me?
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I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.
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Uh-huh, got it.You're better at other things.
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Like quesadillas.My hair dryer.
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Your quesadillas are excellent.Thank you.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]Now what?
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TREVOR: Mom![SIGHS]
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Really? You don't have legs?TREVOR: I'm not an adult.
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I'm literally driving
to pick up a check right now.
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You win lottery?
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Kind of. My father died.
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Relax.
I didn't even know him.
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I'm surprised
he left me anything.
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Sounds like my father.Yeah?
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Did your dad
abandon your family
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and move to a farm
in the middle of nowhere?
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No.
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Look, I...
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I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.
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But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,
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I'll be back
with everything I owe.
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[THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING]
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I can fix that!
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Listen,
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I wait for you to leave,
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then I change locks.
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[SHIRLEY ELLIS'
"THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]
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♪ Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine ♪
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♪ The monkey chewed tobacco
On the streetcar line ♪
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♪ The line broke
The monkey got choked ♪
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♪ The all went to heaven
In a little rowboat ♪
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♪ Clap and pat
Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap, slap
Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap your hand
Pat it on your partner's hand ♪
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♪ Right hand ♪
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♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪
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♪ Slap your thigh ♪
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♪ And sing a little song, go ♪
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♪ My mother told me
If I was goody ♪
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♪ That she would buy me... ♪
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There it is.
This is Summerville.
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This is where
your grandfather lived.
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And died.
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Ah, come on.
Not a single bar?
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There'd better be a bar.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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That's funny.
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[♪♪♪]
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"Behold,
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"there was a great earthquake.
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"The sun became
as black as cloth,
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"the seas boiled,
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"the moon became as blood,
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"the skies fell.
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Revelation 6:12."
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That was normal.
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Hey, maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.
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[WEATHER VANE CREAKING]
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Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.
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And just think.
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Now all of this is ours.
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Pheebs, be a dear and break
into your grandfather's house.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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CALLIE:
Nice.
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Oh, boy.
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[SCOFFS]
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Not a single photo.
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[♪♪♪]
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Rats.
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You gotta see the gold mine
of junk I found out back.
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Great.
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Oh, my God,
this is so much worse
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than I thought it was gonna be.
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[RUMBLING]
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Under the dining table now!
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Phoebe.
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Remember that summer
we died under a table?
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Of course this place is built
on a fault line.
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Probably just fracking.
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It's fracking annoying,
is what it is.
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It's okay,
we're only here for a week.
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Um, give or take.
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What does that mean?
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It means we're staying.
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TREVOR:
You said
we'd only be here for a week!
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Yeah, well, that was
before we got evicted.
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You said
you had money saved up.
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That was before I had children.Oh!
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To be fair, you've never
been good with money.
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CALLIE:
Thanks, Pheebs.
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[SIGHS]
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What's that?
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How am I supposed to know?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Can I help you?
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[♪♪♪]
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Um, hi. We're--
We're the, um-- The...
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This was my father's place.
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Hi.
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BOTH:
Hi.
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I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz.
We spoke on the phone.
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I was your father's--
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You know, we were friends.
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Very sorry for your loss.It's okay.
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You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.
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I just tried to keep
the bills paid on time,
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that kind of thing.Like a money manager?
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Oh, there was
no money to manage.
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He could barely keep
the power on.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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So he left us nothing?
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Well, I wouldn't say that.
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There is quite a bit of debt.
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Ms. Melnitz,
I'm here to sign forms,
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pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.
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Are you telling me
this place is worthless?
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You mean, aside from
the sentimental value?
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[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU"
PLAYING]
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
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Are you going
to that thing later?
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Yeah, probably.Where's my order?
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I can't believe
a place like this still exists.
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I can't believe we have
to spend a summer in this heap.
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We have lives.You don't think I have a life?
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No. You're a mom.
You live for us.
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[SCOFFS]
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♪ Many nights roll by ♪
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♪ I sit alone at home
And cry over you ♪
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♪ What can I do? ♪
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I'll be right back.
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♪ Can't help myself ♪
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Oh.
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♪ When, baby, it's you ♪
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Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.
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Make them out of what?I'm serious.
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A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.
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Just keep an open mind.
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[COIN CLINKS]
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[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE
[I MISS LOVING]" PLAYS]
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Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.
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Lucky, there's-- There's
something wrong with the meat.
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I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh!There's something wrong.
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He's throwing up the meat!
Heh-heh-heh!
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Cool place.
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Yeah, I'll use that.
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I don't own it.
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I know you don't own it.
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You look pretty young
to own a business.
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I saw the sign out front.
"Help wanted"?
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I-- I can be helpful.
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Under experience, you put
"friendly" with a smiley face?
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I didn't really know
what to put.
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I don't think "friendly"
qualifies as an experience.
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It's a quality, I guess.
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How old are you?Seventeen.
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Think you can put in
a good word for me?
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I can tell them
you have a pulse.
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My name's Trevor.
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BOTH:
My name's Trevor.
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Dude, that was great.Dude, that was really cute.
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You have a chance with her.
You really do.
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Mmm.
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So where you heading?
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We're staying, actually.
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You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?
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Dirt? It was my father's.
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Dirt Farmer had a family?
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You knew my father?[SCOFFS]
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No one knew your father.
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Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.
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Nope.
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Whoa!
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What's up, Casanova?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
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[♪♪♪]
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[BOTTLES TINKLING]Ow.
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[COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE]
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[TREVOR SIGHS]
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Damn it.
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHISPERS]
What?
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CALLIE:
Come on! Bus leaves in 15!
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Pheebs, at school today,
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don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.
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Are you kidding?
That's horrible advice.
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You're literally setting her up
for failure.
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Hey, how are the jokes
coming along?
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Why should you
never trust atoms?
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Because they
make up everything.
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That's funny.No, it's not.
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You can drop me off here.Are you embarrassed?
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Yeah. Bye.
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[HORN HONKS]CALLIE: Love you!
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That almost killed you.Yeah, with your face.
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What's wrong? You love school.I love learning.
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This is a state-sponsored
work camp for delinquents.
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Fine. You can help me scrape
asbestos out of the attic.
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I'll take my chances
with public education.
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Hey, don't be yourself.
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You okay?Ah, yeah. First day.
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Can you imagine who they've got
teaching summer school?
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I can. I teach here.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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No, it's okay. It's--
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Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.
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Hey, Colin.
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He's...
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I can kind of do
whatever I want.
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Score.
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Right?
Mm.
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Dream job.
Mm-hm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?
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My name's Mr. Grooberson.
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Um...
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I know.
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You don't wanna be here.
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I don't wanna be here either.
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Now, apparently,
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your, uh, school is
still operating on VHS,
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but, um, I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.
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It's great. It's called Cujo.
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It's about
a rabid Saint Bernard that--
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00:18:46.125 --> 00:18:48.368
You know what? I don't
wanna give too much away.
261
00:18:48.506 --> 00:18:51.130
But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies
262
00:18:51.268 --> 00:18:53.442
and just started
mauling children.
263
00:18:53.580 --> 00:18:55.444
You'll get an idea.
264
00:18:55.582 --> 00:18:56.825
Enjoy.
265
00:18:57.929 --> 00:19:00.000
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
266
00:19:01.968 --> 00:19:05.730
[RECORDER CLICKS]Speeding. Three, two, one.
267
00:19:07.215 --> 00:19:09.044
She sits alone.
268
00:19:09.182 --> 00:19:12.496
An outcast,
rejected by her peers.
269
00:19:12.634 --> 00:19:14.083
But what is her secret?
270
00:19:14.222 --> 00:19:16.638
Perhaps she's on the run.
271
00:19:17.984 --> 00:19:19.848
On the run...
272
00:19:19.986 --> 00:19:21.815
from herself.
273
00:19:21.953 --> 00:19:23.576
And go.
274
00:19:25.094 --> 00:19:27.062
Actually,
my grandfather died.
275
00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:29.892
My mom says we're here to pick
through the rubble of his life.
276
00:19:30.030 --> 00:19:34.034
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?
277
00:19:34.173 --> 00:19:35.346
No.
278
00:19:35.484 --> 00:19:37.003
It was natural causes.
279
00:19:37.141 --> 00:19:41.180
Are you sure
it wasn't unnatural causes?
280
00:19:41.318 --> 00:19:42.767
Yes.
281
00:19:42.905 --> 00:19:45.080
Pretty sure
it was just a heart attack.
282
00:19:45.218 --> 00:19:47.979
Oh, the silent killer.
283
00:19:50.327 --> 00:19:51.776
I'm Phoebe.
284
00:19:51.914 --> 00:19:53.399
Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.
285
00:19:53.537 --> 00:19:55.401
Why do people call you Podcast?
286
00:19:55.539 --> 00:19:58.507
Oh, I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.
287
00:20:00.406 --> 00:20:01.717
[SCANNER BEEPS]
288
00:20:01.855 --> 00:20:05.549
Doing some painting?Mm, yeah.
289
00:20:05.687 --> 00:20:06.964
Whereabouts you staying?
290
00:20:07.102 --> 00:20:10.105
Um, that old apocalyptic ranch
off of 99.
291
00:20:10.243 --> 00:20:11.865
It was my father's place.
292
00:20:12.003 --> 00:20:14.109
Dirt Farmer had a family?
293
00:20:14.247 --> 00:20:15.904
You all called him
the Dirt Farmer?
294
00:20:16.042 --> 00:20:17.906
Meant nothing by it.
295
00:20:18.044 --> 00:20:21.841
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...
296
00:20:21.979 --> 00:20:24.223
but never seeding,
never watering,
297
00:20:24.361 --> 00:20:26.397
never growing
a ding-dang thing.
298
00:20:26.535 --> 00:20:27.985
It's curious behavior.
299
00:20:28.123 --> 00:20:30.643
Great customer though.
300
00:20:30.781 --> 00:20:33.162
He-- He bought
some bizarre shit.
301
00:20:33.301 --> 00:20:35.786
[BEEPS]Yeah, that sounds like him.
302
00:20:35.924 --> 00:20:38.237
[DOG GROWLING,
WOMAN WHIMPERING]
303
00:20:40.584 --> 00:20:42.689
[RUMBLING]
304
00:20:54.874 --> 00:20:56.531
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
305
00:20:59.844 --> 00:21:00.742
What is this?
306
00:21:02.399 --> 00:21:04.159
Hello.
307
00:21:04.297 --> 00:21:07.024
Um, you know, there's
a highly entertaining movie
308
00:21:07.162 --> 00:21:09.302
about a killer dog
happening right over there.
309
00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:12.788
Is this a seismic map?Yes.
310
00:21:12.926 --> 00:21:15.481
How did you know that?It's a map of seismic activity.
311
00:21:15.619 --> 00:21:17.655
Right. But--You're a seismologist?
312
00:21:19.001 --> 00:21:21.625
Does that seem
so hard to believe?
313
00:21:21.763 --> 00:21:23.868
Figured you
for a football coach.
314
00:21:24.938 --> 00:21:26.837
Oh.
315
00:21:26.975 --> 00:21:28.977
Um, thank you.
316
00:21:29.115 --> 00:21:31.738
These don't look
tectonic or volcanic.
317
00:21:31.876 --> 00:21:33.188
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:21:33.326 --> 00:21:35.017
Okay, smarty.
319
00:21:35.155 --> 00:21:36.812
Here, check this out.
320
00:21:36.950 --> 00:21:39.505
This is a volcano, all right?
321
00:21:39.643 --> 00:21:43.371
It builds and crests.
322
00:21:43.509 --> 00:21:46.339
But this is
a tectonic earthquake.
323
00:21:46.477 --> 00:21:49.963
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.
324
00:21:52.518 --> 00:21:55.244
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
325
00:21:55.383 --> 00:21:59.490
Clearly. Well, this is
the pattern in Summerville.
326
00:21:59.628 --> 00:22:04.184
Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.
327
00:22:04.323 --> 00:22:06.911
Where is it coming from?I don't know. I don't know.
328
00:22:07.049 --> 00:22:09.604
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.
329
00:22:09.742 --> 00:22:11.951
Are you using three?Yeah.
330
00:22:12.089 --> 00:22:14.229
I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.
331
00:22:14.367 --> 00:22:16.921
I just thought
you were being obtuse.
332
00:22:20.925 --> 00:22:22.202
Was that a geometry joke?
333
00:22:22.341 --> 00:22:25.102
Yes, that's why I winked.Ah.
334
00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:27.104
Uh, that's terrible.
335
00:22:27.242 --> 00:22:28.623
No, I loved it.
336
00:22:28.761 --> 00:22:31.142
Look at this.
I mean, somehow,
337
00:22:31.280 --> 00:22:33.628
a town that isn't anywhere
near a tectonic plate,
338
00:22:33.766 --> 00:22:37.079
that has no underground volcanic
activity, no fault lines,
339
00:22:37.217 --> 00:22:39.254
no fracking,
no loud music even,
340
00:22:39.392 --> 00:22:41.083
is shaking
on a daily basis.
341
00:22:43.327 --> 00:22:45.225
Maybe it's the apocalypse.
342
00:22:45.364 --> 00:22:48.470
[THE NEWDAY'S
"WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING]
343
00:22:50.852 --> 00:22:54.718
Twenty-three, 24, 25.
344
00:22:54.856 --> 00:22:58.100
[TREVOR SHIVERING]Hey, no-skills. How's inventory?
345
00:22:58.238 --> 00:23:00.206
Oh, hey, how's it going?
No, it's not good.
346
00:23:00.344 --> 00:23:01.621
It's not good at all. Um...
347
00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:04.072
Does everyone do this?Yeah, it's important.
348
00:23:04.210 --> 00:23:05.660
You okay?
349
00:23:05.798 --> 00:23:07.455
Your lips are literally blue.
350
00:23:07.593 --> 00:23:08.835
Yeah, I'm fine.
351
00:23:08.973 --> 00:23:10.250
You should borrow my hoodie.
352
00:23:10.389 --> 00:23:11.976
No, it's fine. Seriously.
353
00:23:12.114 --> 00:23:13.392
It's really masculine.
354
00:23:13.530 --> 00:23:15.773
It's got a wolf on it.
Trust me.
355
00:23:15.911 --> 00:23:17.154
Okay.
356
00:23:21.779 --> 00:23:23.609
I'm kind of surprised
it fits me.
357
00:23:23.747 --> 00:23:25.473
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's,
actually.
358
00:23:25.611 --> 00:23:27.751
Oh.Back to inventory.
359
00:23:27.889 --> 00:23:30.098
[BOYS LAUGHING]
360
00:23:30.236 --> 00:23:33.204
Okay, we're speeding.
Three, two, one.
361
00:23:33.342 --> 00:23:34.827
Uh, yeah,
just introduce yourself
362
00:23:34.965 --> 00:23:36.967
and tell me
what you ate for breakfast.
363
00:23:37.105 --> 00:23:39.072
Um, Phoebe.
364
00:23:39.210 --> 00:23:41.005
Toast.
365
00:23:41.143 --> 00:23:45.251
Okay, um, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.
366
00:23:45.389 --> 00:23:47.598
A joke?
Mm-hm.
367
00:23:49.704 --> 00:23:51.982
What do you call
a dead polar bear?
368
00:23:52.120 --> 00:23:53.259
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
369
00:23:53.397 --> 00:23:55.917
Anything you want.
370
00:23:56.055 --> 00:23:57.608
It can't hear you now.
371
00:23:59.368 --> 00:24:00.956
[LAUGHS]
372
00:24:03.062 --> 00:24:05.374
Wow. That was funny.
373
00:24:05.513 --> 00:24:07.998
You're funny.It's a pretty hilarious joke.
374
00:24:08.136 --> 00:24:09.965
Fun fact:
Did you know Summerville
375
00:24:10.103 --> 00:24:12.036
has more dead residents
than living ones?
376
00:24:12.174 --> 00:24:14.556
Yeah, that's
how cemeteries work.
377
00:24:14.694 --> 00:24:17.248
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.
378
00:24:17.386 --> 00:24:19.147
Lizard people.Lizard people?
379
00:24:19.285 --> 00:24:21.080
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?
380
00:24:21.218 --> 00:24:23.151
How do you think
we got the pyramids?
381
00:24:23.289 --> 00:24:25.049
Slaves?
Movie theater.
382
00:24:25.187 --> 00:24:26.465
That one's haunted.
383
00:24:26.603 --> 00:24:28.363
I don't believe in ghosts.
384
00:24:30.020 --> 00:24:32.436
What? How can you--?
385
00:24:32.574 --> 00:24:35.715
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?
386
00:24:35.853 --> 00:24:37.579
No.
387
00:24:37.717 --> 00:24:40.824
I think we're all
just kind of meat puppets.
388
00:24:42.481 --> 00:24:44.034
There's something
you need to see.
389
00:24:44.172 --> 00:24:45.345
I'll grab my wheels.
390
00:24:45.484 --> 00:24:48.383
[♪♪♪]
391
00:24:53.768 --> 00:24:55.563
PHOEBE:
Are we even allowed to be here?
392
00:24:55.701 --> 00:24:57.496
Oh, yeah. Totally.
393
00:24:57.634 --> 00:24:59.325
The mine's been closed
since the '40s.
394
00:24:59.463 --> 00:25:01.016
They just put
all these signs up
395
00:25:01.154 --> 00:25:03.191
'cause of
hazardous chemical leaks
396
00:25:03.329 --> 00:25:05.158
and on account of dynamite.
397
00:25:05.296 --> 00:25:08.472
I do this. Hmm.
398
00:25:14.685 --> 00:25:17.377
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.
399
00:25:17.516 --> 00:25:19.587
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit
400
00:25:19.725 --> 00:25:23.245
and smelted everything into
cold-riveted selenium girders.
401
00:25:23.383 --> 00:25:24.902
Why would you
make a steel beam
402
00:25:25.040 --> 00:25:27.456
out of an electro conductor
like selenium?
403
00:25:28.906 --> 00:25:29.942
Right?
404
00:25:30.080 --> 00:25:31.460
Weird.
405
00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:33.877
Until one day,
406
00:25:34.015 --> 00:25:36.362
they were forced to close down
the whole enchilada.
407
00:25:36.500 --> 00:25:37.570
Why?
408
00:25:39.227 --> 00:25:42.541
One by one,
miners who had worked for years
409
00:25:42.679 --> 00:25:46.441
began leaping down
the mine shaft to their death.
410
00:25:46.579 --> 00:25:48.270
They called it...
411
00:25:48.408 --> 00:25:51.032
[WHISPERS]
the Shandorian curse.
412
00:26:13.433 --> 00:26:14.780
PHOEBE:
Who built these?
413
00:26:14.918 --> 00:26:16.436
PODCAST:
Depends who you believe.
414
00:26:16.575 --> 00:26:19.129
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.
415
00:26:22.201 --> 00:26:23.582
Cool.
416
00:26:26.895 --> 00:26:28.794
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]
417
00:26:33.005 --> 00:26:35.524
[♪♪♪]
418
00:26:51.471 --> 00:26:53.577
What a shitbox.
419
00:26:56.097 --> 00:26:57.961
So, what's
your podcast about?
420
00:26:58.099 --> 00:27:00.757
Oh, um, mostly mysteries
and the unknown,
421
00:27:00.895 --> 00:27:02.379
uh, conspiracy theories,
422
00:27:02.517 --> 00:27:04.519
the occasional
restaurant review.
423
00:27:04.657 --> 00:27:07.349
Well, maybe I could
check it out sometime.
424
00:27:07.487 --> 00:27:09.628
Really?
Yeah.
425
00:27:15.703 --> 00:27:18.464
The show really finds
its voice on Episode 46.
426
00:27:18.602 --> 00:27:20.121
Okay.
427
00:27:20.259 --> 00:27:21.674
Uh, hey.
428
00:27:21.812 --> 00:27:24.159
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no.
429
00:27:24.297 --> 00:27:25.747
Uh, zero "presh."
430
00:27:25.885 --> 00:27:28.577
Uh, but, um...
431
00:27:28.716 --> 00:27:30.649
do you wanna
be my lab partner?
432
00:27:32.409 --> 00:27:35.584
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs,
433
00:27:35.723 --> 00:27:37.241
but yeah.
434
00:27:37.379 --> 00:27:39.002
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.
435
00:27:39.140 --> 00:27:41.211
Cool, cool. All right.
436
00:27:42.453 --> 00:27:43.696
Yeah.
437
00:27:45.215 --> 00:27:47.458
Well, this is me.
438
00:27:47.596 --> 00:27:49.219
The Dirt Farmer's house?
439
00:27:49.357 --> 00:27:52.878
Yeah, he was my grandfather.No way, dude!
440
00:27:53.016 --> 00:27:55.501
So you're just gonna walk in?[PHONE BEEPS]
441
00:27:57.641 --> 00:28:00.092
Are you recording me?Yeah, just in case
442
00:28:00.230 --> 00:28:02.094
your body's pulled apart
into tiny pieces
443
00:28:02.232 --> 00:28:04.303
by an unseen dark force.
444
00:28:06.650 --> 00:28:08.963
All right. Bye.
445
00:28:23.046 --> 00:28:26.049
[♪♪♪]
446
00:28:42.824 --> 00:28:45.137
[SOFTLY]
Okay, so this is happening.
447
00:28:58.702 --> 00:29:00.531
[WHIRRING]
448
00:29:09.886 --> 00:29:11.128
Hello?
449
00:29:40.779 --> 00:29:43.678
[♪♪♪]
450
00:30:14.088 --> 00:30:15.675
[SNORING SOFTLY]
451
00:30:21.716 --> 00:30:23.683
[GASPS]
452
00:30:25.824 --> 00:30:26.755
[GROANS SOFTLY]
453
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:30.863
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
454
00:31:13.526 --> 00:31:16.426
[♪♪♪]
455
00:31:23.743 --> 00:31:25.262
[WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING]
456
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:27.299
[CHUCKY YELLS] WOMAN: No!
457
00:31:27.437 --> 00:31:29.853
[SCREAMS]
458
00:31:29.991 --> 00:31:32.166
CHUCKY:
Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
459
00:31:32.304 --> 00:31:33.892
[WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING]
460
00:31:36.549 --> 00:31:37.792
[PODCAST SIGHS]
461
00:31:37.930 --> 00:31:40.519
I need to know
what's lurking inside.
462
00:31:40.657 --> 00:31:43.971
No way. Killer replica.Totally.
463
00:31:44.109 --> 00:31:46.628
A replica of what?A trap.
464
00:31:48.423 --> 00:31:49.390
A ghost trap.
465
00:31:52.565 --> 00:31:55.327
Seriously? How do you of
all people not know about this?
466
00:31:55.465 --> 00:31:58.399
I'm ashamed.Oh, I was obsessed.
467
00:31:58.537 --> 00:32:01.885
New York in the '80s,
it was like The Walking Dead.
468
00:32:02.023 --> 00:32:03.680
Then it just stopped?
Mm-hm.
469
00:32:03.818 --> 00:32:06.545
I mean, there hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.
470
00:32:08.064 --> 00:32:09.444
[TRAP CREAKS]
471
00:32:13.069 --> 00:32:14.311
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
472
00:32:18.246 --> 00:32:19.420
Wait a minute.
473
00:32:21.077 --> 00:32:22.526
This thing is real?
474
00:32:22.664 --> 00:32:24.045
Absolutely.Maybe.
475
00:32:25.322 --> 00:32:26.875
I found it
in my living room.
476
00:32:27.014 --> 00:32:28.705
She lives on the Dirt Farm.
477
00:32:28.843 --> 00:32:30.465
Oh, the really spooky one?
478
00:32:30.603 --> 00:32:32.122
Yeah, the one
that says "dirt" on it.
479
00:32:33.744 --> 00:32:35.884
What happened in New York?
480
00:32:36.023 --> 00:32:38.370
GROOBERSON:
The whole city was freaking out.
481
00:32:38.508 --> 00:32:39.992
Then these physicists showed up
482
00:32:40.130 --> 00:32:41.856
with these portable
proton accelerators
483
00:32:41.994 --> 00:32:43.858
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.
484
00:32:43.996 --> 00:32:45.480
[CROWD CHEERING]
485
00:32:45.618 --> 00:32:48.690
[♪♪♪]
486
00:32:48.828 --> 00:32:50.658
None of this rings a bell?
487
00:32:50.796 --> 00:32:52.625
It happened 20 years
before we were born.
488
00:32:52.763 --> 00:32:54.179
I believe it.
489
00:32:54.317 --> 00:32:55.732
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Ghostbusters!
490
00:32:55.870 --> 00:32:57.665
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
491
00:32:59.632 --> 00:33:03.774
I mean, your, uh, dad
never mentioned this?
492
00:33:03.912 --> 00:33:05.190
It's just my mom.
493
00:33:05.328 --> 00:33:07.433
Oh, just your mom. Oh.
494
00:33:07.571 --> 00:33:10.229
Um, cool.
495
00:33:10.367 --> 00:33:12.059
"Cool"?
496
00:33:12.197 --> 00:33:14.199
I wonder if this still works.
497
00:33:15.648 --> 00:33:17.271
Should we open it?
498
00:33:19.825 --> 00:33:22.138
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
499
00:33:22.276 --> 00:33:25.141
[♪♪♪]
500
00:33:27.488 --> 00:33:28.765
Glasses.
501
00:33:28.903 --> 00:33:31.388
Two millimeters
of plastic eye protection?
502
00:33:31.526 --> 00:33:32.734
Are you sure this is safe?
503
00:33:32.872 --> 00:33:33.908
Safe?
504
00:33:34.046 --> 00:33:35.944
Heh, no.
505
00:33:36.083 --> 00:33:37.118
No.
506
00:33:37.256 --> 00:33:38.740
History is safe.
507
00:33:38.878 --> 00:33:40.742
Geometry, that's safe.
508
00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.091
Science is all
509
00:33:44.229 --> 00:33:46.921
particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.
510
00:33:47.059 --> 00:33:48.785
Science is giving yourself
the plague
511
00:33:48.923 --> 00:33:50.718
and gambling on the cure.
512
00:33:50.856 --> 00:33:52.202
Science is reckless.
513
00:33:52.340 --> 00:33:54.756
Totally! Yes!
It's punk rock.
514
00:33:54.894 --> 00:33:57.138
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.
515
00:33:57.276 --> 00:34:00.486
Ouch.Fire it up.
516
00:34:00.624 --> 00:34:02.040
[ENGINE STARTS]
517
00:34:02.178 --> 00:34:03.731
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
518
00:34:06.354 --> 00:34:08.218
[SIGHS]
519
00:34:08.356 --> 00:34:10.186
I've always wanted
to do this.
520
00:34:10.324 --> 00:34:12.843
[♪♪♪]
521
00:34:45.117 --> 00:34:47.085
[GROWLS]
522
00:34:47.223 --> 00:34:48.396
[SCREAMS]
523
00:34:49.708 --> 00:34:52.607
[♪♪♪]
524
00:35:00.753 --> 00:35:01.651
[GHOST ROARS]
525
00:35:04.240 --> 00:35:06.173
Yes![CAR ALARMS BLARING]
526
00:35:06.311 --> 00:35:08.175
Uh...
527
00:35:08.313 --> 00:35:10.280
we should probably
get out of here.
528
00:35:10.418 --> 00:35:11.937
You're an adult.
529
00:35:12.075 --> 00:35:13.007
Yeah.
530
00:35:14.077 --> 00:35:15.320
And liable.
531
00:35:16.666 --> 00:35:19.289
You know what this means,
right?
532
00:35:19.427 --> 00:35:22.189
Your grandfather
was a Ghostbuster.
533
00:35:22.327 --> 00:35:24.018
Yes, I'm aware.
534
00:35:28.954 --> 00:35:31.853
[♪♪♪]
535
00:35:47.352 --> 00:35:50.078
[RECORDER BEEPS]It has a door and windows,
536
00:35:50.217 --> 00:35:52.184
like any ordinary house.
537
00:35:52.322 --> 00:35:53.979
But the distinct smell
of evil...
538
00:35:54.117 --> 00:35:55.843
[SNIFFS]
539
00:35:55.981 --> 00:35:57.741
[WHISPERS]
...is prominent.
540
00:35:57.879 --> 00:35:59.087
What are you doing?
541
00:35:59.226 --> 00:36:01.676
Oh, um,
giving a little color.
542
00:36:01.814 --> 00:36:03.161
Setting the mood.
543
00:36:03.299 --> 00:36:05.163
It's creepy.
I dig it.
544
00:36:09.167 --> 00:36:11.030
Wow.
545
00:36:11.169 --> 00:36:12.480
Cool.
546
00:36:14.033 --> 00:36:17.347
Whoa. Aztec death whistle.
547
00:36:17.485 --> 00:36:19.487
It's designed
to ward off evil spirits.
548
00:36:19.625 --> 00:36:21.351
It's got
a really horrifying sound--
549
00:36:21.489 --> 00:36:23.629
[WHISTLE SCREECHING]
550
00:36:25.183 --> 00:36:26.218
What--?
551
00:36:28.289 --> 00:36:30.222
Um, what the hell is that?
552
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:32.259
Aztec death whistle.
Can I keep it?
553
00:36:32.397 --> 00:36:34.640
Yes, please.
Just don't do that again.
554
00:36:37.091 --> 00:36:38.541
Hi.
555
00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:39.783
Hello again.
556
00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.373
You brought them home.
557
00:36:44.685 --> 00:36:46.997
It's a service I provide.Are--?
558
00:36:47.135 --> 00:36:49.724
Well, I'm also an escort.Mmm...?
559
00:36:49.862 --> 00:36:51.933
That came out wrong.Kind of-- Yep.
560
00:36:52.071 --> 00:36:53.728
The truth is,
I've always wondered
561
00:36:53.866 --> 00:36:56.628
what lurked
inside this haunt box.
562
00:36:56.766 --> 00:36:59.113
Right. Well, the only thing
lurking inside here
563
00:36:59.251 --> 00:37:00.942
is my slowly dying soul.
564
00:37:01.080 --> 00:37:02.634
Is that what that smell is?
565
00:37:02.772 --> 00:37:05.326
Well, it's not dinner, so...
566
00:37:05.464 --> 00:37:06.879
Well, all right.
567
00:37:07.017 --> 00:37:08.398
[GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE]
568
00:37:08.536 --> 00:37:12.126
Um, would you...Sure.
569
00:37:12.264 --> 00:37:14.093
...like...?
Yeah.
570
00:37:14.232 --> 00:37:15.785
I don't have any food.
571
00:37:15.923 --> 00:37:17.027
It's fine.
Okay, tour.
572
00:37:17.165 --> 00:37:18.374
Great.Great.
573
00:37:19.892 --> 00:37:21.618
CALLIE:
Here's the dining room.
574
00:37:25.864 --> 00:37:28.349
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.
575
00:37:31.249 --> 00:37:32.353
Oh.
576
00:37:33.596 --> 00:37:35.253
That doesn't bother you?
577
00:37:35.391 --> 00:37:37.151
No, of course it bothers me.
578
00:37:37.289 --> 00:37:40.672
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.
579
00:37:40.810 --> 00:37:42.915
Inside, I'm vomiting.
580
00:37:47.575 --> 00:37:48.438
Wait.
581
00:37:49.922 --> 00:37:51.476
Isn't this
what we saw earlier?
582
00:37:57.585 --> 00:38:00.968
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,
583
00:38:01.106 --> 00:38:05.869
"a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.
584
00:38:06.007 --> 00:38:11.047
"The souls of the dead are
ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,
585
00:38:11.185 --> 00:38:14.533
"and protected
by a powerful Gatekeeper
586
00:38:14.671 --> 00:38:17.985
"and Keymaster, in order
that Gozer might rise up
587
00:38:18.123 --> 00:38:20.367
"and walk the human plane again.
588
00:38:20.505 --> 00:38:24.750
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."
589
00:38:27.512 --> 00:38:28.892
What did we let out?
590
00:38:29.030 --> 00:38:32.517
[FUNKADELIC'S
"CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING]
591
00:38:32.655 --> 00:38:34.381
Yum.
592
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:36.210
Has this ever
been cleaned before?
593
00:38:36.348 --> 00:38:37.694
Not by me.
594
00:38:37.832 --> 00:38:39.903
We're heading up the mountain.
595
00:38:41.733 --> 00:38:42.665
You coming?
596
00:38:56.195 --> 00:39:02.270
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me ♪
597
00:39:02.409 --> 00:39:05.584
♪ I was one among many ♪
598
00:39:05.722 --> 00:39:09.105
♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪
599
00:39:09.243 --> 00:39:12.557
♪ Well, I read
An old quotation ♪
600
00:39:12.695 --> 00:39:15.732
♪ In a book just yesterday ♪
601
00:39:15.870 --> 00:39:18.942
♪ Said, "Gonna reap
Just what you sow ♪
602
00:39:19.080 --> 00:39:22.049
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay" ♪
603
00:39:22.187 --> 00:39:23.775
[♪♪♪]
604
00:39:23.913 --> 00:39:27.537
Rivers are like
the moms of canyons.
605
00:39:27.675 --> 00:39:29.746
Basically,
when you think about it.
606
00:39:33.371 --> 00:39:34.613
[WIND WHISTLING]
607
00:39:34.751 --> 00:39:36.374
[BOARDS CREAKING]
608
00:39:37.547 --> 00:39:38.928
[TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY]
609
00:39:40.412 --> 00:39:41.862
[SIGHS]
610
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:48.731
[SIGHS][CHUCKLES]
611
00:39:50.215 --> 00:39:52.113
Why'd you bring me up here?
612
00:39:54.115 --> 00:39:55.841
Entertainment value.
613
00:39:55.979 --> 00:39:57.843
Can you juggle?
614
00:39:57.981 --> 00:40:01.847
[GUNSHOT][ALL CHUCKLE]
615
00:40:01.985 --> 00:40:04.402
BOY: It's not funny.What are you doing here
616
00:40:04.540 --> 00:40:05.955
in Summerville anyway?
617
00:40:08.647 --> 00:40:11.754
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.
618
00:40:11.892 --> 00:40:14.653
We got evicted, and the only
thing that's left in our name
619
00:40:14.791 --> 00:40:16.655
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us
620
00:40:16.793 --> 00:40:18.933
in the middle of nowhere.
621
00:40:19.071 --> 00:40:20.970
No offense.
622
00:40:21.108 --> 00:40:23.110
I'm not offended.
623
00:40:23.248 --> 00:40:25.077
This place is a dump.
624
00:40:27.459 --> 00:40:28.771
Then why do you live here?
625
00:40:28.909 --> 00:40:31.636
I'm fourth-generation dump,
so...
626
00:40:31.774 --> 00:40:32.775
Oh.
627
00:40:35.605 --> 00:40:37.296
You think you'll ever leave?
628
00:40:39.609 --> 00:40:43.302
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?
629
00:40:43.441 --> 00:40:45.960
You don't have a car.[CHUCKLES]
630
00:40:47.030 --> 00:40:49.032
What the hell? Get out.
631
00:40:49.170 --> 00:40:51.725
[♪♪♪]
632
00:40:51.863 --> 00:40:52.967
[LOW RUMBLING]
633
00:40:54.452 --> 00:40:56.384
What is that?
634
00:40:56.523 --> 00:40:57.385
I don't know.
635
00:40:57.524 --> 00:41:02.011
GHOST:
Gozer.
636
00:41:11.261 --> 00:41:12.677
What was that?
637
00:41:12.815 --> 00:41:14.610
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
638
00:41:16.266 --> 00:41:17.785
[ALL LAUGHING]
639
00:41:19.753 --> 00:41:21.133
BOY:
It's not funny.
640
00:41:23.273 --> 00:41:25.241
GROOBERSON:
What is this?
641
00:41:25.379 --> 00:41:28.486
That's a map.Yeah, I know it's a--
642
00:41:28.624 --> 00:41:31.143
A map. But this...
643
00:41:31.281 --> 00:41:34.181
This thing's ancient. It's
written in a kind of cuneiform.
644
00:41:34.319 --> 00:41:36.494
Oh, yeah?
645
00:41:36.632 --> 00:41:38.392
This is Summerville.
646
00:41:38.530 --> 00:41:40.601
That doesn't make sense.No, not at all.
647
00:41:40.739 --> 00:41:43.431
Summerville's not even 100
years old, but this is written
648
00:41:43.570 --> 00:41:45.192
in a language
from thousands of years ago.
649
00:41:45.330 --> 00:41:47.712
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.
650
00:41:48.851 --> 00:41:50.680
That's it?
651
00:41:50.818 --> 00:41:52.406
You don't think
this is incredible
652
00:41:52.544 --> 00:41:54.546
and bizarre and fascinating?
653
00:41:56.893 --> 00:41:57.860
Can I have this?
654
00:41:57.998 --> 00:41:59.551
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.
655
00:41:59.689 --> 00:42:02.036
That's how it starts.
First there's a map.
656
00:42:02.174 --> 00:42:03.728
Then you move
into a haunted house.
657
00:42:03.866 --> 00:42:06.869
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.
658
00:42:07.007 --> 00:42:09.250
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?
659
00:42:09.388 --> 00:42:12.599
Oh, I'm sure
Phoebe will find something.
660
00:42:12.737 --> 00:42:14.393
[WHIRRING]
661
00:42:14.532 --> 00:42:18.397
[♪♪♪]
662
00:42:18.536 --> 00:42:21.021
[GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY,
THEN CALLIE LAUGHS]
663
00:42:51.430 --> 00:42:52.570
[SIGHS]
664
00:43:02.200 --> 00:43:03.339
Hello?
665
00:43:09.414 --> 00:43:11.450
[MACHINE POWERING UP]
666
00:43:15.282 --> 00:43:16.455
[LIGHT RATTLING]
667
00:43:25.982 --> 00:43:27.432
[LATCH CLICKS]
668
00:43:46.416 --> 00:43:49.316
[♪♪♪]
669
00:44:12.132 --> 00:44:13.236
[GASPS]
670
00:44:59.731 --> 00:45:02.182
Two of the CRT emitters
are missing.
671
00:45:05.737 --> 00:45:07.290
[TOOLS RATTLE]
672
00:45:09.327 --> 00:45:10.535
Thanks.
673
00:45:26.620 --> 00:45:29.727
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?
674
00:45:31.936 --> 00:45:34.524
Got it. You're a genius.
675
00:45:38.563 --> 00:45:40.116
Needle-nose pliers?
676
00:45:49.229 --> 00:45:52.163
Are you troubled by
strange noises in the night?
677
00:45:52.301 --> 00:45:53.923
Do you experience
feelings of dread
678
00:45:54.061 --> 00:45:55.338
in your basement or attic?
679
00:45:55.476 --> 00:45:56.961
PETER:
Have you or any of your family
680
00:45:57.099 --> 00:45:58.686
ever seen a spook, specter
or ghost?
681
00:45:58.825 --> 00:45:59.964
RAY:
If the answer is yes,
682
00:46:00.102 --> 00:46:01.620
don't wait another minute.
683
00:46:01.759 --> 00:46:04.002
Call the professionals. ALL: Ghostbusters.
684
00:46:04.140 --> 00:46:06.902
Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day
685
00:46:07.040 --> 00:46:09.318
to serve all your
supernatural elimination needs.
686
00:46:09.456 --> 00:46:11.009
ALL:
We're ready to believe you.
687
00:46:11.147 --> 00:46:13.046
Hey, you're awake.
688
00:46:13.184 --> 00:46:15.255
What are you up to?
689
00:46:15.393 --> 00:46:16.601
Experiments.
690
00:46:16.739 --> 00:46:18.706
Ugh, lame.
691
00:46:18.845 --> 00:46:21.019
Oh, you found popcorn.
692
00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:24.540
What kind of scientist
was Grandpa?
693
00:46:24.678 --> 00:46:26.714
The kind
that repels loved ones.
694
00:46:28.164 --> 00:46:30.891
Maybe a physicist?Sure.
695
00:46:31.029 --> 00:46:34.653
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.
696
00:46:36.345 --> 00:46:37.208
Who's Gary?
697
00:46:37.346 --> 00:46:38.934
Mr. Grooberson.
698
00:46:40.073 --> 00:46:42.730
His name is Gary Grooberson?
699
00:46:42.869 --> 00:46:44.836
You have a date
with Gary Grooberson.
700
00:46:44.974 --> 00:46:46.286
It's just dinner.
701
00:46:46.424 --> 00:46:47.908
Good night, Phoebe.
702
00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:50.808
Don't be yourself.
703
00:46:50.946 --> 00:46:52.361
[CHUCKLES]
704
00:46:56.606 --> 00:46:57.642
[MOUSEPAD CLICKS]
705
00:47:02.060 --> 00:47:04.580
[♪♪♪]
706
00:47:19.043 --> 00:47:20.907
Welcome to Rust City.
707
00:47:21.045 --> 00:47:23.668
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?
708
00:47:23.806 --> 00:47:24.876
Yeah, I guess.
709
00:47:27.085 --> 00:47:28.362
[GRUNTS]
710
00:47:31.331 --> 00:47:32.401
Cool.
711
00:47:33.851 --> 00:47:35.197
How'd you
know how to fix it?
712
00:47:35.335 --> 00:47:37.371
I mean, no offense,
but you are 12.
713
00:47:37.509 --> 00:47:40.547
I kind of met
my grandfather last night.
714
00:47:40.685 --> 00:47:42.790
He showed me what to do.
715
00:47:42.929 --> 00:47:46.173
No way. Was he, like,
howling and clanking chains?
716
00:47:46.311 --> 00:47:49.211
No. That would've been weird.Oh.
717
00:47:49.349 --> 00:47:50.488
Switch me on.
718
00:47:58.392 --> 00:48:00.360
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
719
00:48:16.376 --> 00:48:18.067
[BEEPING SOFTLY]
720
00:48:19.517 --> 00:48:20.621
[SIGHS]
721
00:48:23.348 --> 00:48:24.246
[SIGHS]
722
00:48:31.494 --> 00:48:33.358
[HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING]
723
00:48:39.744 --> 00:48:41.711
Safety's off.
724
00:48:41.849 --> 00:48:42.920
[RECORDER BEEPS]
725
00:48:43.058 --> 00:48:44.473
Her feet are planted.
726
00:48:44.611 --> 00:48:46.233
Her face is poised.
727
00:48:46.371 --> 00:48:48.235
Will this be
the moment of her death?
728
00:48:48.373 --> 00:48:50.134
[WHISPERS]
Nobody knows.
729
00:48:57.796 --> 00:48:59.246
Yeah!
730
00:48:59.384 --> 00:49:00.247
[LAUGHS]
731
00:49:00.385 --> 00:49:01.593
Whoo!
732
00:49:06.495 --> 00:49:09.636
Oh, my gosh.
733
00:49:09.774 --> 00:49:11.810
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.
734
00:49:11.949 --> 00:49:13.467
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
735
00:49:17.816 --> 00:49:18.956
Did I hit it?
736
00:49:20.888 --> 00:49:23.236
You didn't hit it.
You destroyed it!
737
00:49:23.374 --> 00:49:26.342
It doesn't even exist anymore!
738
00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:27.723
My turn.
739
00:49:27.861 --> 00:49:29.828
[GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING]
740
00:49:33.039 --> 00:49:34.833
What was that?
741
00:49:34.972 --> 00:49:37.526
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.
742
00:49:37.664 --> 00:49:39.977
[GROWLING, RUMBLING]
743
00:49:41.254 --> 00:49:42.980
What is that?
744
00:49:44.843 --> 00:49:45.983
Come on.
745
00:49:48.088 --> 00:49:49.503
PODCAST:Hold on.
746
00:49:49.641 --> 00:49:51.195
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]
747
00:49:51.333 --> 00:49:53.645
PHOEBE: You coming?I'm coming.
748
00:49:54.750 --> 00:49:55.993
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]
749
00:50:09.420 --> 00:50:10.835
[DOOR SLAMS]
750
00:50:10.973 --> 00:50:12.526
[PODCAST GASPS]
751
00:50:12.664 --> 00:50:15.564
[♪♪♪]
752
00:50:17.324 --> 00:50:19.844
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.
753
00:50:45.007 --> 00:50:48.217
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL,
THEN GRUNTING]
754
00:51:00.195 --> 00:51:02.231
[WAILING IN DISTANCE]
755
00:51:03.577 --> 00:51:05.717
[GHOST GRUNTING]
756
00:51:05.855 --> 00:51:07.374
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
757
00:51:07.512 --> 00:51:09.583
[GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING]
758
00:51:15.313 --> 00:51:16.625
[SOFTLY]
It's a ghost.
759
00:51:18.316 --> 00:51:21.354
A-aren't you just a little bit
freaked out right now?
760
00:51:21.492 --> 00:51:23.804
Overstimulation calms me.
761
00:51:29.293 --> 00:51:31.088
[METAL CLANGS]
762
00:51:32.641 --> 00:51:33.849
[GRUNTS]
763
00:51:42.306 --> 00:51:44.446
[ZIPPER UNZIPS][GHOST WAILS]
764
00:51:44.584 --> 00:51:46.965
[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING]
765
00:51:49.899 --> 00:51:52.937
Okay, okay, okay.What's that for?
766
00:51:53.075 --> 00:51:54.076
I have a plan.
767
00:51:54.214 --> 00:51:55.871
Wait!
768
00:51:56.009 --> 00:51:57.597
[WHISTLE SCREECHING][GASPS]
769
00:52:04.466 --> 00:52:05.639
[ROARS]
770
00:52:05.777 --> 00:52:07.262
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
771
00:52:11.542 --> 00:52:13.544
[SIGHS][PROTON PACK POWERS UP]
772
00:52:14.855 --> 00:52:16.374
[WAILING]
773
00:52:20.999 --> 00:52:22.484
Get the trap!Okay.
774
00:52:22.622 --> 00:52:25.245
[♪♪♪]
775
00:52:25.383 --> 00:52:27.040
[GHOST GRUNTING]
776
00:52:36.153 --> 00:52:37.913
I got him!
777
00:52:38.051 --> 00:52:39.190
Quick!
778
00:52:40.709 --> 00:52:43.160
Nuggets! Aah!Catch him!
779
00:52:43.298 --> 00:52:44.989
[ROARING]
780
00:52:49.856 --> 00:52:51.444
[SCREECHES]
781
00:52:56.138 --> 00:52:58.036
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]
782
00:53:00.625 --> 00:53:01.971
[SIGHS]
783
00:53:06.286 --> 00:53:07.667
[SIGHS]
784
00:53:09.324 --> 00:53:10.739
Okay.
785
00:53:10.877 --> 00:53:12.913
[IGNITION CLICKING]
786
00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:16.193
Ugh, come on!
787
00:53:16.331 --> 00:53:17.608
[SIGHS]
788
00:53:19.610 --> 00:53:21.612
Come on, you can do this.[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
789
00:53:23.545 --> 00:53:25.271
[SIGHS]
790
00:53:25.409 --> 00:53:26.651
Come on, darling.
791
00:53:26.789 --> 00:53:29.723
[IGNITION CLICKS,
THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING]
792
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:33.313
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
793
00:53:33.451 --> 00:53:34.349
Yes!
794
00:53:38.422 --> 00:53:41.287
[BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING]
795
00:53:47.707 --> 00:53:49.433
Yes!
796
00:53:49.571 --> 00:53:52.953
♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪
797
00:53:53.091 --> 00:53:55.370
♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪
798
00:53:55.508 --> 00:53:58.096
♪ I never get around
To things ♪
799
00:53:58.235 --> 00:54:00.133
♪ I'm living
A straight, straight line ♪
800
00:54:00.271 --> 00:54:02.342
♪ You know me
I'm acting dumb ♪
801
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.655
♪ You know the scene
Very humdrum ♪
802
00:54:04.793 --> 00:54:08.210
♪ Boredom, boredom ♪
803
00:54:08.348 --> 00:54:09.798
Shit!
804
00:54:12.973 --> 00:54:14.078
♪ Boredom ♪
805
00:54:19.463 --> 00:54:21.085
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
806
00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:25.986
[PANTING]
807
00:54:26.124 --> 00:54:27.022
Hey.
808
00:54:29.266 --> 00:54:30.267
Hey.
809
00:54:31.337 --> 00:54:33.442
This is Podcast.
810
00:54:33.580 --> 00:54:35.030
He-- He's my friend.
811
00:54:35.168 --> 00:54:37.274
You have a friend?You have a car?
812
00:54:38.344 --> 00:54:39.379
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.
813
00:54:39.517 --> 00:54:41.381
Hey, dude. We need a ride.
814
00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:43.694
Do you know how to drive?PHOEBE: He doesn't.
815
00:54:43.832 --> 00:54:46.283
He failed his driver's test
three times.
816
00:54:46.421 --> 00:54:47.594
Get in the back.
817
00:54:52.634 --> 00:54:54.774
CALLIE: Thank you.It sounds crazy,
818
00:54:54.912 --> 00:54:57.397
but Oklahoma never had
earthquakes. For centuries.
819
00:54:57.535 --> 00:55:00.918
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.
820
00:55:01.056 --> 00:55:02.229
Oh, jeez, what happened?
821
00:55:02.368 --> 00:55:04.784
Oil and gas,
that's what happened.
822
00:55:04.922 --> 00:55:07.165
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons
823
00:55:07.304 --> 00:55:10.341
of salinated water deep
into the Arbuckle Formation.
824
00:55:10.479 --> 00:55:12.170
And then
the porous limestone...
825
00:55:15.035 --> 00:55:17.072
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?
826
00:55:17.210 --> 00:55:19.350
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.
827
00:55:19.488 --> 00:55:22.353
Uh, I just have, uh,
an allergy to science.
828
00:55:22.491 --> 00:55:24.700
Uh-huh.
Have you tried Benadryl?
829
00:55:24.838 --> 00:55:27.220
I've tried, um, whiskey.It's better than Benadryl.
830
00:55:27.358 --> 00:55:30.430
But science is amazing.
Science is pure.
831
00:55:30.568 --> 00:55:32.536
It's an absolute.
832
00:55:32.674 --> 00:55:34.710
I mean, it's an answer
to all the madness.
833
00:55:35.987 --> 00:55:37.403
Why don't you like science?
834
00:55:37.541 --> 00:55:40.682
Was, uh-- Was Phoebe's dad
a scientist, or...?
835
00:55:40.820 --> 00:55:42.891
Oh, gross. No.No?
836
00:55:43.029 --> 00:55:44.824
I'm making an assumption.
837
00:55:46.653 --> 00:55:48.552
What's his deal?
838
00:55:48.690 --> 00:55:50.554
Honestly, I don't...
It doesn't matter.
839
00:55:50.692 --> 00:55:54.178
He was fine with Trevor, but
with Phoebe, he just really--
840
00:55:54.316 --> 00:55:56.353
He couldn't connect
with her, so...
841
00:55:56.491 --> 00:55:59.666
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.
842
00:55:59.804 --> 00:56:02.013
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.
843
00:56:02.151 --> 00:56:06.432
Well, hey, at least, uh,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?
844
00:56:06.570 --> 00:56:08.157
I hope so.
845
00:56:08.295 --> 00:56:09.573
I don't know.
846
00:56:09.711 --> 00:56:11.782
She really keeps me
on the outside.
847
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:16.027
She's just an awkward,
nerdy kid, but she's awesome.
848
00:56:16.165 --> 00:56:18.098
I think she's great.
849
00:56:18.236 --> 00:56:20.411
I think you're great.
You're a great mom.
850
00:56:20.549 --> 00:56:22.206
Yeah. You showed up. You win.
851
00:56:23.518 --> 00:56:25.071
I just wish she'd relax,
you know?
852
00:56:25.209 --> 00:56:28.315
Just get into some trouble.There's plenty of time for that.
853
00:56:28.454 --> 00:56:30.110
Maybe she'll take up
pole dancing.
854
00:56:30.248 --> 00:56:33.976
She's not very coordinated.Oh, I don't think that matters.
855
00:56:34.114 --> 00:56:36.531
[♪♪♪]
856
00:56:40.051 --> 00:56:41.812
So, what the hell is going on?
857
00:56:41.950 --> 00:56:44.262
In the 1980s,
New York City was attacked.
858
00:56:44.401 --> 00:56:46.506
I know
the Manhattan ghost stories.
859
00:56:46.644 --> 00:56:48.957
The stories are real.Yeah, and so were the guys
860
00:56:49.095 --> 00:56:51.062
who climbed a building
and saved the world
861
00:56:51.200 --> 00:56:53.444
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.
862
00:56:53.582 --> 00:56:56.067
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.
863
00:56:59.208 --> 00:57:01.556
Our grandfather
was Egon Spengler.
864
00:57:01.694 --> 00:57:02.971
He was a Ghostbuster.
865
00:57:03.109 --> 00:57:04.800
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]:
All units,
866
00:57:04.938 --> 00:57:07.424
we're getting reports of,
well, some kind of animal
867
00:57:07.562 --> 00:57:09.978
taking a bite
out of Steve Fletcher's truck.
868
00:57:10.116 --> 00:57:12.463
Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?
869
00:57:12.601 --> 00:57:14.672
Muncher.Muncher.
870
00:57:14.810 --> 00:57:17.710
[♪♪♪]
871
00:57:36.591 --> 00:57:39.283
What should I be looking for?Evidence.
872
00:57:54.988 --> 00:57:56.645
Can you stop breathing
in my ear?
873
00:57:56.783 --> 00:57:58.233
No.
874
00:57:58.371 --> 00:57:59.855
You guys,
this is kind of stupid.
875
00:57:59.993 --> 00:58:02.513
Are you sure you didn't see,
like, a raccoon
876
00:58:02.651 --> 00:58:05.102
or, like, a possum?
877
00:58:05.240 --> 00:58:06.137
There!
878
00:58:06.275 --> 00:58:07.587
[SNORTS, CHOMPING]
879
00:58:10.694 --> 00:58:12.005
Is that a--?
880
00:58:12.143 --> 00:58:13.835
PODCAST:
Free-floating metal muncher.
881
00:58:13.973 --> 00:58:14.974
Definitely Class Five.
882
00:58:15.112 --> 00:58:17.148
Okay, uh, what do we do?
883
00:58:17.286 --> 00:58:18.978
[WHISPERS]
Let's get him.
884
00:58:19.116 --> 00:58:20.462
What?
885
00:58:20.600 --> 00:58:21.808
Let me get a photo first.
886
00:58:25.191 --> 00:58:26.330
Guys?
887
00:58:26.468 --> 00:58:27.814
TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa![GASPS]
888
00:58:29.333 --> 00:58:31.369
Whoa. It has a gunner seat?
889
00:58:38.204 --> 00:58:39.723
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
890
00:58:39.861 --> 00:58:41.276
[CREAKS][ROARS]
891
00:58:43.036 --> 00:58:44.382
Go, go, go![PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
892
00:58:44.521 --> 00:58:46.557
[TIRES SCREECHING]Whoa!
893
00:58:46.695 --> 00:58:49.560
[♪♪♪]
894
00:58:52.529 --> 00:58:53.771
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]
895
00:58:53.909 --> 00:58:55.428
[PROTON GUN BEEPING]
896
00:58:55.566 --> 00:58:56.705
[WAILS]
897
00:59:01.676 --> 00:59:02.987
PODCAST: Whoa![GASPS]
898
00:59:12.203 --> 00:59:13.722
[SCREAMS]
899
00:59:14.896 --> 00:59:16.932
[GRUNTS][WAILING]
900
00:59:20.246 --> 00:59:21.661
[LAUGHING]
901
00:59:22.869 --> 00:59:23.732
What the--?
902
00:59:27.080 --> 00:59:29.427
[GRUNTING]
903
00:59:29.566 --> 00:59:30.843
Uh...
904
00:59:30.981 --> 00:59:32.741
[ENGINE REVVING]
905
00:59:34.122 --> 00:59:35.744
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
906
00:59:38.644 --> 00:59:39.645
[GROANING]
907
00:59:39.783 --> 00:59:42.233
Yes!Trap him!
908
00:59:57.766 --> 01:00:00.217
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
909
01:00:05.878 --> 01:00:07.258
[HORN HONKING]
910
01:00:07.396 --> 01:00:08.950
[ROARS]
911
01:00:09.088 --> 01:00:10.296
Come on, keep it straight.
912
01:00:10.434 --> 01:00:11.918
You try driving this thing.[SIGHS]
913
01:00:15.612 --> 01:00:17.130
Left, left, left![GRUNTING]
914
01:00:17.268 --> 01:00:18.649
[TIRES SCREECHING]
915
01:00:31.282 --> 01:00:32.939
[GRUNTING]
916
01:00:34.596 --> 01:00:36.633
Ready!Trap him already!
917
01:00:36.771 --> 01:00:38.738
Three, two--Three, two, one--
918
01:00:38.876 --> 01:00:40.775
[HORN HONKING][GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]
919
01:00:45.331 --> 01:00:46.677
[HORN BLARES]
920
01:00:48.299 --> 01:00:49.853
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
921
01:00:50.957 --> 01:00:52.821
♪ On the road again... ♪
922
01:00:52.959 --> 01:00:54.236
[PEOPLE GASPING]
923
01:00:55.652 --> 01:00:57.170
[TIRES SCREECHING]
924
01:01:00.587 --> 01:01:01.692
[SIGHS]
925
01:01:01.830 --> 01:01:03.521
Oh, my God,
what just happened?
926
01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:05.558
[ALL PANTING]
927
01:01:05.696 --> 01:01:07.456
He's heading for
the mountain.
928
01:01:07.594 --> 01:01:09.217
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]
929
01:01:09.355 --> 01:01:12.289
[♪♪♪]
930
01:01:20.538 --> 01:01:22.402
Closer.Okay.
931
01:01:22.540 --> 01:01:24.025
I'm in range.
932
01:01:46.392 --> 01:01:47.773
[BEEPING]
933
01:01:47.911 --> 01:01:49.257
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
934
01:01:53.192 --> 01:01:54.572
[SQUEALING]
935
01:01:54.711 --> 01:01:56.126
She got him!
936
01:02:07.551 --> 01:02:09.553
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.
937
01:02:10.934 --> 01:02:12.418
Come on!
938
01:02:14.523 --> 01:02:16.215
[SHRIEKING]
939
01:02:24.223 --> 01:02:25.086
[WHOOPS]
940
01:02:25.224 --> 01:02:26.087
Yes!Yeah!
941
01:02:26.225 --> 01:02:27.467
Bridge!
942
01:02:27.605 --> 01:02:28.641
[ALL SCREAMING]
943
01:02:44.415 --> 01:02:46.210
[ALL GASP]
944
01:02:46.348 --> 01:02:48.765
[♪♪♪]
945
01:02:53.148 --> 01:02:54.287
What was that?
946
01:02:54.425 --> 01:02:56.186
I think we just caught
a ghost.
947
01:03:01.329 --> 01:03:02.330
Ugh!
948
01:03:02.468 --> 01:03:03.365
Sorry.
949
01:03:05.229 --> 01:03:07.128
I was here last night.
950
01:03:07.266 --> 01:03:10.131
[♪♪♪]
951
01:03:19.105 --> 01:03:20.762
TREVOR:
Does any of this bother you?
952
01:03:21.659 --> 01:03:22.764
What do you mean?
953
01:03:22.902 --> 01:03:25.042
Dude, your grandfather
was a legend.
954
01:03:25.180 --> 01:03:27.596
You can literally be
anything you want.
955
01:03:27.734 --> 01:03:30.530
Like a influencer or a DJ.
956
01:03:30.668 --> 01:03:32.705
It was easier when I thought
he went nuts.
957
01:03:32.843 --> 01:03:34.189
He didn't go nuts.Exactly.
958
01:03:34.327 --> 01:03:35.466
So why did he leave Mom?
959
01:03:37.020 --> 01:03:39.885
[SIREN WAILS]
960
01:03:40.023 --> 01:03:42.439
Oh, no, no, no.
961
01:03:42.577 --> 01:03:44.234
We're screwed.
We're so screwed.
962
01:03:44.372 --> 01:03:46.615
What do we do?I say we fight.
963
01:03:46.753 --> 01:03:49.135
What? No.
Just check the glove box.
964
01:03:53.001 --> 01:03:54.347
License and registration.
965
01:03:55.762 --> 01:03:57.454
TREVOR:
We were on that big mountain,
966
01:03:57.592 --> 01:04:00.698
and I went to go hang out with
this girl in this mining cage.
967
01:04:00.837 --> 01:04:03.425
All of a sudden, it started
shaking, like an earthquake.
968
01:04:03.563 --> 01:04:04.910
And there were lights,
969
01:04:05.048 --> 01:04:07.395
and then I looked down
in this giant hole.
970
01:04:07.533 --> 01:04:09.604
Inside of it,
right in the middle of it,
971
01:04:09.742 --> 01:04:12.883
was either a person
or a reptile--
972
01:04:13.021 --> 01:04:14.781
Are you even
paying attention?
973
01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:17.060
Yeah. I'm just excited
we're in jail.
974
01:04:18.682 --> 01:04:22.859
I thought I heard something
say, "Gozer."
975
01:04:22.997 --> 01:04:26.517
He speaks the truth.
I was there.
976
01:04:28.036 --> 01:04:31.453
Hey. Hi. How--?
What brings you here?
977
01:04:31.591 --> 01:04:34.180
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.
978
01:04:34.318 --> 01:04:35.733
Yeah, yeah.Do you have priors?
979
01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:37.252
'Cause they'll charge you
as a minor.
980
01:04:37.390 --> 01:04:38.702
You'll get two years. Max.
981
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:40.428
Two?I'll visit you, okay?
982
01:04:40.566 --> 01:04:41.878
Lucky.
983
01:04:42.016 --> 01:04:44.121
Quit messing with my inmates.
984
01:04:44.259 --> 01:04:45.778
Sorry, Dad.
985
01:04:47.021 --> 01:04:48.470
"Dad." So you're just...
986
01:04:49.886 --> 01:04:53.096
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.
987
01:04:53.234 --> 01:04:55.305
But you look good behind bars.
988
01:04:56.616 --> 01:04:59.723
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?
989
01:04:59.861 --> 01:05:00.931
Sure you do.
990
01:05:03.554 --> 01:05:04.762
Who you gonna call?
991
01:05:07.489 --> 01:05:08.559
Make it quick.
992
01:05:08.697 --> 01:05:11.079
[♪♪♪]
993
01:05:16.395 --> 01:05:17.983
Do you experience
feelings of dread
994
01:05:18.121 --> 01:05:19.570
in your basement
or attic?
995
01:05:22.988 --> 01:05:24.299
Have you
or any of your family
996
01:05:24.437 --> 01:05:26.370
ever seen a spook, specter,
or ghost?
997
01:05:28.890 --> 01:05:31.341
If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.
998
01:05:31.479 --> 01:05:33.653
Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.
999
01:05:37.381 --> 01:05:38.900
[RINGING]
1000
01:05:49.462 --> 01:05:50.705
[GROWLS]
1001
01:05:52.431 --> 01:05:53.880
Ray's Occult, and we're closed.
1002
01:05:54.019 --> 01:05:56.366
PHOEBE:
Wait! I only get
one phone call.
1003
01:05:56.504 --> 01:05:57.781
I'm...
1004
01:05:59.265 --> 01:06:00.957
in prison. Hmm.
1005
01:06:01.095 --> 01:06:03.718
The slammer, huh?
I've been there myself.
1006
01:06:03.856 --> 01:06:05.962
I'm not a lawyer,
but I'm listening.
1007
01:06:07.791 --> 01:06:09.896
Are you Ray Stantz,
the Ghostbuster?
1008
01:06:10.035 --> 01:06:12.761
And now I'm hanging up. Hang on. Please.
1009
01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:17.007
I-- I'm calling
about Egon Spengler.
1010
01:06:21.839 --> 01:06:24.083
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.
1011
01:06:29.123 --> 01:06:31.297
He died last week.
1012
01:06:35.094 --> 01:06:36.026
[SIGHS]
1013
01:06:36.164 --> 01:06:37.372
Oh, man.
1014
01:06:39.823 --> 01:06:41.100
No kidding.
1015
01:06:43.861 --> 01:06:45.553
Weren't you two friends?
1016
01:06:45.691 --> 01:06:47.348
That was a long time ago.
1017
01:06:48.521 --> 01:06:50.178
What happened to you guys?
1018
01:06:50.316 --> 01:06:52.215
[SIGHS, SCOFFS]
1019
01:06:52.353 --> 01:06:56.184
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.
1020
01:06:56.322 --> 01:06:59.705
The economy was good.
Reagan years.
1021
01:06:59.843 --> 01:07:01.431
People believed in us.
1022
01:07:01.569 --> 01:07:04.468
Then things got slow,
hauntings got thin.
1023
01:07:04.606 --> 01:07:07.368
Venkman thought
we did our job too well.
1024
01:07:08.783 --> 01:07:11.579
We could barely keep up
our mortgage.
1025
01:07:11.717 --> 01:07:13.546
Some actor bought up
most of Tribeca,
1026
01:07:13.684 --> 01:07:15.100
and we lost the firehouse.
1027
01:07:15.238 --> 01:07:16.687
It's a Starbucks now.
1028
01:07:18.034 --> 01:07:20.105
So then you all
just walked away?
1029
01:07:20.243 --> 01:07:22.072
Peter went back to academia.
1030
01:07:22.210 --> 01:07:24.695
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.
1031
01:07:24.833 --> 01:07:27.422
He teaches advertising
and promotion.
1032
01:07:27.560 --> 01:07:28.906
Winston went into finance.
1033
01:07:29.045 --> 01:07:30.908
He worked hard,
coined a fortune and--
1034
01:07:31.047 --> 01:07:32.048
And I'm here.
1035
01:07:33.773 --> 01:07:36.949
Well, what about Egon? Well, he wasn't helping.
1036
01:07:37.087 --> 01:07:40.435
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.
1037
01:07:40.573 --> 01:07:41.919
Egon started to tell people
1038
01:07:42.058 --> 01:07:43.818
that their ghost problems
didn't matter
1039
01:07:43.956 --> 01:07:45.233
because the world
was coming to an end.
1040
01:07:45.371 --> 01:07:47.270
He got spooky. Freaked me out.
1041
01:07:47.408 --> 01:07:48.650
One morning, I go to work
1042
01:07:48.788 --> 01:07:50.687
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac,
is gone,
1043
01:07:50.825 --> 01:07:53.690
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,
1044
01:07:53.828 --> 01:07:56.244
16 ounces of fuel isotope,
all gone!
1045
01:07:56.382 --> 01:07:57.452
He cleaned us out.
1046
01:07:58.557 --> 01:08:00.076
Now we were the dead ones.
1047
01:08:00.214 --> 01:08:02.008
Don't you think
he had a reason?
1048
01:08:02.147 --> 01:08:04.356
He phoned me
about ten years later,
1049
01:08:04.494 --> 01:08:06.461
some small town in Oklahoma.
1050
01:08:06.599 --> 01:08:08.808
He kept rambling
about "the rising storm"
1051
01:08:08.946 --> 01:08:10.534
and "the huge psychic tornado"
1052
01:08:10.672 --> 01:08:14.469
that was gonna "consume
humanity in darkness forever."
1053
01:08:14.607 --> 01:08:16.644
[SIGHS]
And, kid, I wanted to believe.
1054
01:08:16.782 --> 01:08:18.818
You don't understand.
There is this mountain
1055
01:08:18.956 --> 01:08:20.648
and it has these
ancient carvings--
1056
01:08:20.786 --> 01:08:22.477
Kid, there are
a lot of mountains
1057
01:08:22.615 --> 01:08:23.961
with ancient carvings.
1058
01:08:25.204 --> 01:08:26.999
Take a little advice.
1059
01:08:27.137 --> 01:08:28.828
Don't go chasing ghosts.
1060
01:08:31.176 --> 01:08:33.488
Egon Spengler
was my grandfather.
1061
01:08:34.972 --> 01:08:35.904
Time's up.
1062
01:08:37.320 --> 01:08:38.183
Hey, hello?
1063
01:08:38.321 --> 01:08:39.322
[CLICKING SWITCH HOOK]
1064
01:08:45.017 --> 01:08:46.846
Where are my kids?They're in the lockup.
1065
01:08:46.984 --> 01:08:48.883
My children are not criminals.
1066
01:08:49.021 --> 01:08:51.713
Sure they're not.Driving without a license.
1067
01:08:51.851 --> 01:08:55.131
Expired registration.
Speeding.
1068
01:08:55.269 --> 01:08:57.374
They can't be the first
to go joyriding.
1069
01:08:57.512 --> 01:09:00.066
No, they are not.
But they are the first
1070
01:09:00.205 --> 01:09:03.311
to destroy half of Main Street
with whatever that thing is.
1071
01:09:03.449 --> 01:09:04.554
Whoa!
1072
01:09:08.351 --> 01:09:10.422
Sorry.What were you thinking?
1073
01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:14.357
You know, you two could have
really hurt yourselves.
1074
01:09:16.152 --> 01:09:17.670
Hey. I'm Gary.
1075
01:09:17.808 --> 01:09:19.327
SHERIFF:
You process them out yet?
1076
01:09:23.987 --> 01:09:25.678
Did you catch anything?
1077
01:09:25.816 --> 01:09:26.817
It's inside the trap.
1078
01:09:26.955 --> 01:09:28.647
Right now?Yes.
1079
01:09:28.785 --> 01:09:30.752
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.
1080
01:09:30.890 --> 01:09:32.547
I was?Not you. Him.
1081
01:09:32.685 --> 01:09:33.928
This was her idea.
1082
01:09:34.066 --> 01:09:36.206
But what about our stuff?
The Ecto-1?
1083
01:09:36.344 --> 01:09:39.347
Everything will remain nice
and safe in our impound locker.
1084
01:09:39.485 --> 01:09:42.247
No! We need it.Phoebe, let's go.
1085
01:09:42.385 --> 01:09:44.352
We caught a ghost tonight.[SHERIFF CHUCKLES]
1086
01:09:44.490 --> 01:09:47.148
Dirt Farmer's family.It's true.
1087
01:09:48.667 --> 01:09:50.082
And there will be more.
1088
01:09:50.220 --> 01:09:52.774
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.
1089
01:09:54.535 --> 01:09:57.814
[POWERING UP]Phoebe! She didn't mean it.
1090
01:09:57.952 --> 01:10:00.057
You wanna spend the night
in my jail?
1091
01:10:00.196 --> 01:10:02.577
[♪♪♪]
1092
01:10:04.993 --> 01:10:06.685
You can-- You can keep it.
1093
01:10:11.345 --> 01:10:12.863
Go. Now.
1094
01:10:16.108 --> 01:10:19.111
Trevor.I'll see you at work.
1095
01:10:19.249 --> 01:10:20.526
Yeah. See you.
1096
01:10:22.356 --> 01:10:23.219
Hey.
1097
01:10:41.858 --> 01:10:42.997
All right, you guys.
1098
01:10:43.135 --> 01:10:44.481
Remember that--[CALLIE SCOFFS]
1099
01:10:44.619 --> 01:10:45.758
Yeah, you got it.
1100
01:10:47.519 --> 01:10:48.727
[CHUCKLES]
1101
01:10:52.627 --> 01:10:54.319
I'm sorry the night
went sideways.
1102
01:10:54.457 --> 01:10:56.838
No. I-I had a blast.
1103
01:10:56.976 --> 01:10:59.324
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.
1104
01:10:59.462 --> 01:11:02.016
You really want more of this?Are you kidding me?
1105
01:11:02.154 --> 01:11:05.226
We had kung pao shrimp.
We went to jail.
1106
01:11:05.364 --> 01:11:08.643
I don't know how we're gonna
top this. This is a home run.
1107
01:11:08.781 --> 01:11:10.266
[CHUCKLES]
1108
01:11:12.233 --> 01:11:15.340
Um, my life is a dumpster fire.
1109
01:11:15.478 --> 01:11:18.791
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.
1110
01:11:18.929 --> 01:11:21.829
I don't mean now.
Or a-anytime soon.
1111
01:11:21.967 --> 01:11:25.281
You don't want to--
I'd need to clean--
1112
01:11:25.419 --> 01:11:28.387
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.
1113
01:11:30.147 --> 01:11:32.357
The kids hungry?
They want some of this, uh,
1114
01:11:32.495 --> 01:11:34.635
unrefrigerated shrimp?
1115
01:11:34.773 --> 01:11:37.638
[DOOR CLOSES][FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1116
01:11:47.268 --> 01:11:49.615
We're barely hanging on here.You don't understand.
1117
01:11:49.753 --> 01:11:51.307
I understand
you drove around town,
1118
01:11:51.445 --> 01:11:53.136
destroying
expensive property.
1119
01:11:54.827 --> 01:11:57.382
Don't you think your father
came out here for a reason?
1120
01:11:57.520 --> 01:11:58.900
No.
1121
01:11:59.038 --> 01:12:01.731
No. I think
he was a sad old man
1122
01:12:01.869 --> 01:12:04.112
who turned his back
on his family, his partners.
1123
01:12:04.250 --> 01:12:07.737
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.
1124
01:12:07.875 --> 01:12:10.187
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.
1125
01:12:10.326 --> 01:12:12.362
Yeah, great decision, Dad.
1126
01:12:13.881 --> 01:12:16.608
He was special.
He loved science, like me.
1127
01:12:16.746 --> 01:12:19.369
Why didn't you tell me my
grandfather was Egon Spengler?
1128
01:12:19.507 --> 01:12:22.407
[♪♪♪]
1129
01:12:22.545 --> 01:12:26.514
Hey, I'm glad you found yourself
here. I really am.
1130
01:12:28.861 --> 01:12:30.173
But all I see are reminders
1131
01:12:30.311 --> 01:12:32.658
that I didn't mean a thing
to him.
1132
01:12:32.796 --> 01:12:34.453
He never cared about me.
1133
01:12:41.391 --> 01:12:43.082
He's not nuts.
1134
01:12:43.220 --> 01:12:45.740
Well, then he's an asshole.
1135
01:12:47.155 --> 01:12:49.054
Welcome to the family.
1136
01:12:49.192 --> 01:12:52.091
[♪♪♪]
1137
01:12:57.718 --> 01:13:00.099
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1138
01:13:10.558 --> 01:13:11.801
[GROWLS]
1139
01:13:16.909 --> 01:13:18.394
[WHOOSHES]
1140
01:13:29.197 --> 01:13:30.198
Yeah.
1141
01:13:36.584 --> 01:13:38.966
[WOMAN SCREAMS][GLASS SHATTERS]
1142
01:13:45.835 --> 01:13:47.043
Jamoca.
1143
01:13:48.251 --> 01:13:49.839
There we go.
1144
01:13:49.977 --> 01:13:51.979
Strawberry, red velvet...
1145
01:13:53.601 --> 01:13:54.637
Blue velvet?
1146
01:13:54.775 --> 01:13:56.293
[CHUCKLES]
1147
01:13:57.571 --> 01:13:59.296
[RUSTLING]
1148
01:14:15.761 --> 01:14:17.694
[YAWNS]
1149
01:14:28.981 --> 01:14:30.017
[COOS HAPPILY]
1150
01:14:30.155 --> 01:14:31.674
[GROANS]
1151
01:14:36.161 --> 01:14:37.576
[CHUCKLES]
1152
01:14:50.969 --> 01:14:52.867
Aah! Ah.
1153
01:14:53.005 --> 01:14:54.869
[ALL CHITTERING]
1154
01:15:16.132 --> 01:15:17.098
Oh, God.
1155
01:15:18.168 --> 01:15:20.550
[♪♪♪]
1156
01:15:52.651 --> 01:15:54.722
[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]
1157
01:15:56.103 --> 01:15:58.001
[CONTINUES WHOOPING]
1158
01:16:03.351 --> 01:16:05.250
[SNARLING]
1159
01:16:18.988 --> 01:16:21.093
[MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING]
1160
01:16:23.095 --> 01:16:24.994
[GROWLING]
1161
01:16:35.211 --> 01:16:36.074
Hey--
1162
01:16:36.212 --> 01:16:37.593
[SCREAMS]
1163
01:16:38.524 --> 01:16:40.734
[♪♪♪]
1164
01:17:04.550 --> 01:17:05.655
[YELPS]
1165
01:17:06.863 --> 01:17:08.554
[WHIMPERING]
1166
01:17:10.142 --> 01:17:11.799
[AIR HISSING]
1167
01:17:13.974 --> 01:17:15.389
[ROARS]
1168
01:17:20.808 --> 01:17:24.191
TREVOR:
Okay, so, what exactly
is happening with the map?
1169
01:17:24.329 --> 01:17:26.503
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?
1170
01:17:26.642 --> 01:17:27.677
No.
1171
01:17:29.058 --> 01:17:31.750
Do you see the circles?Yes.
1172
01:17:31.888 --> 01:17:34.373
Something's happening
inside that old mine.
1173
01:17:34.511 --> 01:17:37.204
Yeah. I know that.
It's pretty obvious.
1174
01:17:37.342 --> 01:17:39.309
So I did some digging
on the word you heard
1175
01:17:39.447 --> 01:17:40.379
in the mountain. "Gozer."
1176
01:17:40.517 --> 01:17:41.518
You did some digging?
1177
01:17:41.657 --> 01:17:43.072
Gozer was a Sumerian god
1178
01:17:43.210 --> 01:17:44.763
who once walked
amongst the living.
1179
01:17:44.901 --> 01:17:47.041
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.
1180
01:17:47.179 --> 01:17:48.664
And I think it wants back.
1181
01:17:48.802 --> 01:17:50.113
Here?
1182
01:17:50.251 --> 01:17:52.288
I know.
I would've picked Orlando.
1183
01:17:52.426 --> 01:17:54.670
What does the name Ivo Shandor
mean to you guys?
1184
01:17:54.808 --> 01:17:57.707
Ivo Shandor?
He built this whole town.
1185
01:17:57.845 --> 01:18:01.193
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.
1186
01:18:01.331 --> 01:18:03.368
His name is on everything.That's tacky.
1187
01:18:03.506 --> 01:18:05.577
In New York, he created
an apartment building
1188
01:18:05.715 --> 01:18:08.269
made out of selenium girders,
mined from right here.
1189
01:18:08.407 --> 01:18:10.893
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought
1190
01:18:11.031 --> 01:18:13.550
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.
1191
01:18:13.689 --> 01:18:16.864
Phoebe, what exactly
is happening here?
1192
01:18:17.002 --> 01:18:19.695
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.
1193
01:18:20.834 --> 01:18:23.215
[ELEVATOR RUMBLING]
1194
01:18:26.391 --> 01:18:28.324
[WHIRRING, CREAKING]
1195
01:18:32.535 --> 01:18:35.745
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?
1196
01:18:37.989 --> 01:18:40.577
What?They're both harmless
1197
01:18:40.716 --> 01:18:43.270
until you stick one in your
mouth and light it on fire.
1198
01:18:43.408 --> 01:18:44.616
[SNORTS]
1199
01:18:46.031 --> 01:18:47.619
TREVOR:
The worst time.
1200
01:18:47.757 --> 01:18:50.173
[♪♪♪]
1201
01:19:11.608 --> 01:19:12.748
Hey, guys, look.
1202
01:19:38.808 --> 01:19:39.705
TREVOR:
Is that her?
1203
01:19:41.397 --> 01:19:42.950
Is that Gozer?
1204
01:19:43.088 --> 01:19:45.332
PHOEBE:
Gozer isn't he or she.
1205
01:19:45.470 --> 01:19:48.128
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.
1206
01:19:48.266 --> 01:19:49.819
TREVOR:
Everyone watch their steps.
1207
01:19:51.510 --> 01:19:52.649
Another hole?
1208
01:19:55.307 --> 01:19:57.620
TREVOR:
I wonder where
this one leads to.
1209
01:19:57.758 --> 01:19:59.139
A sacrificial death pit.
1210
01:20:00.450 --> 01:20:01.866
What were they sacrificing?
1211
01:20:02.004 --> 01:20:03.729
Virgins, probably.
1212
01:20:03.868 --> 01:20:06.318
Tough luck for you, dude.
Sorry.
1213
01:20:06.456 --> 01:20:09.218
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.
1214
01:20:09.356 --> 01:20:11.013
Shh! Oh...
1215
01:20:11.151 --> 01:20:13.601
Fifteen? You're 15?
1216
01:20:15.120 --> 01:20:16.535
I'll be 16 in February.
1217
01:20:16.673 --> 01:20:18.261
It's June.
1218
01:20:19.849 --> 01:20:21.471
What are those holes
in the wall?
1219
01:20:25.579 --> 01:20:26.822
They're vacancies.
1220
01:20:28.478 --> 01:20:30.929
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?
1221
01:20:32.344 --> 01:20:33.449
Found one.
1222
01:20:34.795 --> 01:20:35.969
Oh.
1223
01:20:43.631 --> 01:20:46.220
What?Oh, my God.
1224
01:20:46.358 --> 01:20:48.326
Is he sleeping?
1225
01:20:48.464 --> 01:20:50.328
Dude, he's in a coffin.
1226
01:20:50.466 --> 01:20:55.091
PODCAST:
It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?
1227
01:20:55.229 --> 01:20:56.610
He looks fantastic.
1228
01:20:56.748 --> 01:20:59.406
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.
1229
01:20:59.544 --> 01:21:01.546
Not true.
Your skin just shrinks.
1230
01:21:01.684 --> 01:21:03.686
PHOEBE:
Something was coming
and he knew it.
1231
01:21:06.827 --> 01:21:08.173
I think these are years.
1232
01:21:10.244 --> 01:21:11.418
1883.
1233
01:21:13.316 --> 01:21:14.870
The Krakatoa eruption.
1234
01:21:15.008 --> 01:21:17.493
The most violent volcanic
activity in human history.
1235
01:21:17.631 --> 01:21:19.909
TREVOR:
What happened in 1908?
1236
01:21:20.047 --> 01:21:22.808
PODCAST:
Probably the Tunguska blast
over Siberia.
1237
01:21:22.947 --> 01:21:24.051
1945.
1238
01:21:25.432 --> 01:21:26.605
What didn't happen?
1239
01:21:27.952 --> 01:21:29.885
1984.
1240
01:21:30.023 --> 01:21:31.748
Ghosts attack New York City.
1241
01:21:31.887 --> 01:21:33.474
The Manhattan Crossrip.
1242
01:21:41.448 --> 01:21:44.485
It's a countdown.Like a prophecy?
1243
01:21:44.623 --> 01:21:45.935
Do you guys hear that?
1244
01:21:46.073 --> 01:21:48.455
[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]
1245
01:21:57.533 --> 01:21:58.637
Yeah, I do.
1246
01:22:05.990 --> 01:22:08.233
I think it's coming
from the death pit.
1247
01:22:13.307 --> 01:22:14.412
[WHIMPERS]
1248
01:22:21.453 --> 01:22:23.939
[SNARLING INTENSIFIES]
1249
01:22:28.150 --> 01:22:29.047
Phoebe.
1250
01:22:35.778 --> 01:22:37.297
[WEAPON POWERING UP]
1251
01:22:42.267 --> 01:22:44.580
[RUMBLING]
1252
01:22:44.718 --> 01:22:45.615
Phoebe!
1253
01:22:51.173 --> 01:22:52.277
The earthquakes.
1254
01:22:52.415 --> 01:22:53.589
[GASPS][SCREAMS]
1255
01:22:56.005 --> 01:22:58.732
Oh, my gosh!
Phoebe!
1256
01:22:58.870 --> 01:23:00.941
VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Phoebe.
1257
01:23:05.394 --> 01:23:08.500
Phoebe.
1258
01:23:29.970 --> 01:23:31.627
I think he's alive.
1259
01:23:31.765 --> 01:23:34.664
Are you okay?Yeah. Yeah.
1260
01:23:34.802 --> 01:23:36.045
Are you?Yeah.
1261
01:23:40.946 --> 01:23:42.707
TREVOR:
Pheebs, what's wrong?
1262
01:23:42.845 --> 01:23:44.191
PHOEBE:
He was right all along.
1263
01:23:45.572 --> 01:23:48.437
LUCKY: What do you mean?Our grandfather.
1264
01:23:48.575 --> 01:23:51.129
He was right here.
He built this.
1265
01:23:51.267 --> 01:23:53.787
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.
1266
01:23:56.031 --> 01:23:58.205
He sacrificed everything.
1267
01:23:58.343 --> 01:23:59.793
His life.
1268
01:24:01.036 --> 01:24:02.209
His friends.
1269
01:24:05.488 --> 01:24:06.455
Us.
1270
01:24:11.460 --> 01:24:12.392
Bummer.
1271
01:24:14.946 --> 01:24:15.878
Dude.
1272
01:24:18.605 --> 01:24:20.262
We need to tell Mom.
1273
01:24:20.400 --> 01:24:21.470
CALLIE:
Phoebe?
1274
01:24:23.472 --> 01:24:24.369
Pheebs?
1275
01:24:29.409 --> 01:24:31.273
[♪♪♪]
1276
01:24:36.071 --> 01:24:37.693
[WHIRRING]
1277
01:24:37.831 --> 01:24:40.213
[♪♪♪]
1278
01:25:44.794 --> 01:25:47.176
[CREAKING]
1279
01:25:57.117 --> 01:25:59.326
[♪♪♪]
1280
01:26:23.902 --> 01:26:26.181
[HISSING]
1281
01:26:37.122 --> 01:26:38.331
[SNARLS]
1282
01:26:41.679 --> 01:26:43.198
[ROARS]
1283
01:26:44.060 --> 01:26:46.028
[♪♪♪]
1284
01:26:59.662 --> 01:27:00.560
Mom?
1285
01:27:05.875 --> 01:27:06.773
Mom?
1286
01:27:09.465 --> 01:27:12.848
[WHISPERING]
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.
1287
01:27:18.267 --> 01:27:20.235
Mom, are you okay?
1288
01:27:24.618 --> 01:27:29.347
[IN DEEP VOICE]
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.
1289
01:27:29.485 --> 01:27:32.488
[PANTING]
1290
01:27:32.626 --> 01:27:33.903
What's happening right now?
1291
01:27:35.767 --> 01:27:37.459
Mom?
1292
01:27:37.597 --> 01:27:38.736
Is she okay?
1293
01:27:38.874 --> 01:27:39.737
Mom?
1294
01:27:39.875 --> 01:27:41.186
[WHIRRING]
1295
01:27:48.228 --> 01:27:50.161
[ROARS][GASPS]
1296
01:27:52.405 --> 01:27:54.476
Are you the Keymaster?
1297
01:27:54.614 --> 01:27:57.030
Um, I don't know.Mom!
1298
01:27:57.168 --> 01:27:58.445
What do I do?Mom, stop!
1299
01:27:58.583 --> 01:27:59.929
[CRACKLES]Whoa!
1300
01:28:04.451 --> 01:28:05.935
[RUMBLING]
1301
01:28:08.144 --> 01:28:11.216
[♪♪♪]
1302
01:29:00.162 --> 01:29:01.163
Mom!
1303
01:29:05.305 --> 01:29:07.721
What the hell is going on?
1304
01:29:34.334 --> 01:29:35.508
PODCAST:
What is all this?
1305
01:29:37.095 --> 01:29:38.303
This isn't a farm.
1306
01:29:40.892 --> 01:29:42.307
It's a trap.
1307
01:29:42.446 --> 01:29:45.449
[♪♪♪]
1308
01:30:11.958 --> 01:30:12.890
What?
1309
01:30:13.960 --> 01:30:14.892
Nothing.
1310
01:30:17.273 --> 01:30:19.621
This is what he's been working
on all those years.
1311
01:30:19.759 --> 01:30:21.588
TREVOR: Building this model?LUCKY: The detail is amazing.
1312
01:30:21.726 --> 01:30:23.003
No, he came here to finish
1313
01:30:23.141 --> 01:30:24.936
what the original
Ghostbusters started.
1314
01:30:25.074 --> 01:30:26.869
To trap Gozer...Out in that dirt field.
1315
01:30:27.007 --> 01:30:29.562
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.
1316
01:30:31.426 --> 01:30:33.497
What's a capacitor?Would it kill you to read?
1317
01:30:33.635 --> 01:30:35.153
Would it kill you
to just tell me?
1318
01:30:35.291 --> 01:30:36.500
Once activated,
these towers
1319
01:30:36.638 --> 01:30:38.294
can hold a charge
for one moment.
1320
01:30:38.433 --> 01:30:40.676
But in that one moment, they
can power hundreds of traps.
1321
01:30:40.814 --> 01:30:43.092
So how do we get Gozer
into the field?
1322
01:30:43.230 --> 01:30:44.956
Gozer's protected
by two evil spirits.
1323
01:30:45.094 --> 01:30:46.475
The Keymaster
and the Gatekeeper.
1324
01:30:46.613 --> 01:30:49.754
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.
1325
01:30:49.892 --> 01:30:52.654
First these spirits must
possess two human souls.
1326
01:30:52.792 --> 01:30:55.104
Like Mom.So they can unite...
1327
01:30:56.209 --> 01:30:57.555
formally.
1328
01:30:59.592 --> 01:31:00.800
What are we talking about?
1329
01:31:00.938 --> 01:31:02.974
We're thinking
at least third base.
1330
01:31:03.112 --> 01:31:04.010
Go, Mom.
1331
01:31:04.148 --> 01:31:07.082
[WIND WHISTLING]
1332
01:31:27.102 --> 01:31:28.621
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I like your eyes.
1333
01:31:28.759 --> 01:31:31.209
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH
IN DEEP VOICE]
1334
01:31:31.347 --> 01:31:32.383
Thanks.
1335
01:31:39.045 --> 01:31:40.909
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
1336
01:31:54.094 --> 01:31:55.233
They were just here.
1337
01:31:57.995 --> 01:31:58.858
There she is.
1338
01:32:03.690 --> 01:32:07.004
Got anything?No, just more stupid guns.
1339
01:32:09.385 --> 01:32:12.630
A jail inside a jail.
1340
01:32:12.768 --> 01:32:14.287
What are you talking about?
1341
01:32:15.391 --> 01:32:16.841
No, no, no!
1342
01:32:19.257 --> 01:32:22.295
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.
1343
01:32:23.434 --> 01:32:24.573
I believe in you.
1344
01:32:26.230 --> 01:32:27.231
It's unpickable.
1345
01:32:28.335 --> 01:32:29.405
[SIGHS]
1346
01:32:39.864 --> 01:32:42.833
What are you doing?I have a plan.
1347
01:32:45.007 --> 01:32:45.905
Wait!
1348
01:33:06.270 --> 01:33:08.375
[♪♪♪]
1349
01:33:09.791 --> 01:33:11.655
Come on. Let's go.
1350
01:33:11.793 --> 01:33:12.759
Okay.
1351
01:33:17.971 --> 01:33:19.317
Ready?I'll be waiting.
1352
01:33:22.251 --> 01:33:24.426
[SIREN WAILING]
1353
01:33:45.792 --> 01:33:48.174
[♪♪♪]
1354
01:34:05.881 --> 01:34:07.365
That's my mom.
1355
01:34:26.143 --> 01:34:27.178
What?
1356
01:34:34.220 --> 01:34:35.497
[ROARS]
1357
01:35:00.660 --> 01:35:01.730
Your Eminence.
1358
01:35:03.145 --> 01:35:05.251
Goddess of Gods.
1359
01:35:05.389 --> 01:35:08.772
I have built this temple
for you,
1360
01:35:08.910 --> 01:35:10.705
so that you might return
to Earth...
1361
01:35:12.810 --> 01:35:13.742
and together...
1362
01:35:16.227 --> 01:35:17.194
we...
1363
01:35:18.851 --> 01:35:20.197
We can rule the world.
1364
01:35:25.202 --> 01:35:26.721
[GROWLING CONTENTEDLY]
1365
01:35:32.174 --> 01:35:33.728
[GIBBERING]
1366
01:35:50.261 --> 01:35:51.297
Excuse me.
1367
01:35:52.608 --> 01:35:53.851
Uh...
1368
01:35:53.989 --> 01:35:55.750
P-pardon me.
1369
01:35:55.888 --> 01:35:57.337
Yeah, hi.
1370
01:35:58.407 --> 01:35:59.754
Uh...
1371
01:36:03.274 --> 01:36:04.241
PHOEBE:
Uh...
1372
01:36:06.519 --> 01:36:09.142
What do you call a fish
with no eyes?
1373
01:36:13.112 --> 01:36:16.287
A fsh...
1374
01:36:17.254 --> 01:36:18.773
[CHUCKLES]
1375
01:36:18.911 --> 01:36:20.119
Uh...
1376
01:36:21.258 --> 01:36:22.846
A whale--
1377
01:36:22.984 --> 01:36:25.089
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:
1378
01:36:25.918 --> 01:36:28.644
[IMITATING WHALE]
1379
01:36:30.025 --> 01:36:31.993
And then the other one goes:
1380
01:36:32.131 --> 01:36:33.684
"Go home. You're drunk."
1381
01:36:36.480 --> 01:36:38.033
Uh...
1382
01:36:41.105 --> 01:36:42.831
Okay.Uh...
1383
01:36:42.969 --> 01:36:45.730
So a grasshopper
walks into a bar...
1384
01:36:46.870 --> 01:36:48.526
and the bartender's like:
1385
01:36:48.664 --> 01:36:51.046
"We have a drink
named after you."
1386
01:36:51.184 --> 01:36:52.496
Then the grasshopper's like:
1387
01:36:53.704 --> 01:36:56.707
"You have a drink named Steve?"
1388
01:37:00.504 --> 01:37:04.957
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?
1389
01:37:05.095 --> 01:37:06.372
What?
1390
01:37:07.856 --> 01:37:10.790
Are you prepared to die?
1391
01:37:12.343 --> 01:37:14.000
No, I'm 12.
1392
01:37:17.417 --> 01:37:18.556
Are you?
1393
01:37:20.593 --> 01:37:21.801
[BEEPS]
1394
01:37:29.671 --> 01:37:30.845
Mom!
1395
01:37:32.812 --> 01:37:34.503
[SIREN WAILING]
1396
01:37:52.073 --> 01:37:54.489
Wait, wait. What's going on?Hey!
1397
01:37:54.627 --> 01:37:56.387
What's happening? Where am I?It's okay.
1398
01:37:56.525 --> 01:37:57.837
You were possessed.Possessed?
1399
01:37:57.975 --> 01:38:00.633
Then you turned into a dog.Then you got humpy.
1400
01:38:00.771 --> 01:38:01.806
Humpy?TREVOR: Hold on!
1401
01:38:15.717 --> 01:38:19.341
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...
1402
01:38:19.479 --> 01:38:21.792
We know....with computers and equipment.
1403
01:38:21.930 --> 01:38:23.345
Isn't that place insane?Yes!
1404
01:38:23.483 --> 01:38:26.314
And it seemed
like he had a plan.
1405
01:38:26.452 --> 01:38:27.832
We're aware.Oh. Oh.
1406
01:38:27.971 --> 01:38:30.318
And there were
all these photos of me.
1407
01:38:30.456 --> 01:38:32.630
Like he was tracking
my entire life.
1408
01:38:32.768 --> 01:38:34.115
How rewarding.Super news.
1409
01:38:34.253 --> 01:38:35.461
We wanna hear about it.
1410
01:38:35.599 --> 01:38:37.704
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world.
1411
01:38:37.842 --> 01:38:40.190
Okay. Cool. I'm in.
Uh, how can I help?
1412
01:38:40.328 --> 01:38:42.433
No!What the hell was that?
1413
01:38:42.571 --> 01:38:44.988
That was your boyfriend Gary.Boyfriend?
1414
01:38:53.134 --> 01:38:54.721
Inside that trap
is the Gatekeeper.
1415
01:38:54.859 --> 01:38:56.137
Gatekeeper?If the Gatekeeper
1416
01:38:56.275 --> 01:38:57.172
and the Keymaster reunite--
1417
01:38:57.310 --> 01:38:59.416
Keymaster?One second.
1418
01:39:09.219 --> 01:39:10.254
Phoebe.
1419
01:39:10.392 --> 01:39:12.394
You're-- You're--
1420
01:39:14.396 --> 01:39:15.501
I'm a scientist.
1421
01:39:18.987 --> 01:39:21.162
Oh. We got her!Yes!
1422
01:39:21.300 --> 01:39:22.611
This was Grandpa's plan.
1423
01:39:24.406 --> 01:39:25.511
Coming in hot!
1424
01:39:30.412 --> 01:39:31.655
[ALL SCREAM]
1425
01:39:46.911 --> 01:39:48.430
Mom, come on!
1426
01:39:48.568 --> 01:39:49.604
Oh, my God.
1427
01:39:54.678 --> 01:39:56.611
[♪♪♪]
1428
01:40:02.755 --> 01:40:04.239
Get back. Get back.Mom.
1429
01:40:07.691 --> 01:40:09.037
What's up?Hey.
1430
01:40:13.835 --> 01:40:14.767
No, no, no.
1431
01:40:51.010 --> 01:40:51.873
Pull the lever.
1432
01:40:52.011 --> 01:40:52.908
Pull--?
1433
01:40:54.772 --> 01:40:55.704
[GASPS]
1434
01:41:04.679 --> 01:41:05.576
Aah!
1435
01:41:06.336 --> 01:41:07.233
Hey!
1436
01:41:18.762 --> 01:41:20.557
Come on,
what are you waiting for?
1437
01:41:20.695 --> 01:41:22.041
I'm waiting
for this thing to work!
1438
01:41:22.179 --> 01:41:23.456
It's not working!Uh...
1439
01:41:25.286 --> 01:41:27.081
[CHITTERING]
1440
01:41:31.085 --> 01:41:31.982
[SCREAMING]
1441
01:41:39.472 --> 01:41:41.233
Mom, hit the pedal!Pedal?
1442
01:41:58.284 --> 01:41:59.665
Lucky!
1443
01:41:59.803 --> 01:42:01.080
Podcast,
what are you doing?
1444
01:42:01.218 --> 01:42:02.599
I've got my own problems!
1445
01:42:19.029 --> 01:42:20.617
[SCREAMING]
1446
01:42:39.325 --> 01:42:42.156
[♪♪♪]
1447
01:42:52.545 --> 01:42:53.546
Oh, no.
1448
01:42:55.307 --> 01:42:56.170
No.
1449
01:43:01.175 --> 01:43:02.417
MAN:
Hey, flattop.
1450
01:43:05.834 --> 01:43:06.973
Have you missed us?
1451
01:43:11.495 --> 01:43:13.635
Gozer the Gozerian...[ALL GASP]
1452
01:43:13.773 --> 01:43:16.431
...in the name of the county of
Summerville, state of Oklahoma,
1453
01:43:16.569 --> 01:43:18.192
the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service,
1454
01:43:18.330 --> 01:43:20.366
all the members
of Ducks Unlimited,
1455
01:43:20.504 --> 01:43:23.058
the Association for the
Advancement of Retired Persons,
1456
01:43:23.197 --> 01:43:26.441
I command you under the National
Invasive Species Act
1457
01:43:26.579 --> 01:43:29.755
to depart this world
immediately.
1458
01:43:29.893 --> 01:43:30.825
Bravo.
1459
01:43:31.929 --> 01:43:33.517
[SNARLS]
[SNARLS]
1460
01:43:34.656 --> 01:43:36.348
I think she remembers us.
1461
01:43:39.696 --> 01:43:41.456
Are you...
1462
01:43:41.594 --> 01:43:43.078
a god?
1463
01:43:46.358 --> 01:43:48.118
Ray?Oh, come on, Ray.
1464
01:43:49.706 --> 01:43:50.845
Yes.
1465
01:43:50.983 --> 01:43:52.985
Yeah, we're all gods.
1466
01:43:53.123 --> 01:43:55.643
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty
dang special down here.
1467
01:43:55.781 --> 01:43:57.058
On a personal note:
1468
01:43:57.196 --> 01:43:59.612
I thought that we had busted up
for good.
1469
01:43:59.750 --> 01:44:01.235
It wasn't working for me.
1470
01:44:01.373 --> 01:44:04.410
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.
1471
01:44:04.548 --> 01:44:06.757
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.
1472
01:44:09.898 --> 01:44:11.279
Light them up.
1473
01:44:11.417 --> 01:44:12.832
[WHIRRING]
1474
01:44:12.970 --> 01:44:14.903
[GIGGLES]Man, I love that sound.
1475
01:44:17.009 --> 01:44:18.286
PETER:
On the count of three.
1476
01:44:18.424 --> 01:44:20.909
Go on "two." One. Two.
1477
01:44:23.809 --> 01:44:26.432
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!
1478
01:44:36.408 --> 01:44:37.512
Yes!
1479
01:44:39.238 --> 01:44:40.204
Do you feel that?Yeah.
1480
01:44:40.343 --> 01:44:41.275
Uh-oh.
1481
01:44:45.486 --> 01:44:47.281
She's uncrossing
the streams!
1482
01:44:52.769 --> 01:44:53.839
No!Oh!
1483
01:44:55.979 --> 01:44:56.842
Are they dead?
1484
01:44:56.980 --> 01:44:58.015
[ALL GROANING]
1485
01:45:00.673 --> 01:45:03.020
I don't remember
this job being so painful.
1486
01:45:04.332 --> 01:45:06.886
I do.You got a lot of nerve.
1487
01:45:07.024 --> 01:45:08.819
[GROWLS]
1488
01:45:08.957 --> 01:45:12.478
Coming back here,
crawling back to me.
1489
01:45:12.616 --> 01:45:15.895
We could've been the most
spectacular power couple.
1490
01:45:16.033 --> 01:45:20.348
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.
1491
01:45:20.486 --> 01:45:23.386
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.
1492
01:45:23.524 --> 01:45:25.077
Always had to maim somebody.
1493
01:45:25.215 --> 01:45:28.701
And that's probably
the number one reason why--
1494
01:45:28.839 --> 01:45:30.289
Good try, anyway.
1495
01:45:30.427 --> 01:45:32.533
Now we're finished, babe.
1496
01:45:32.671 --> 01:45:33.775
We're finished.
1497
01:45:42.612 --> 01:45:43.475
No.
1498
01:45:47.202 --> 01:45:49.135
[♪♪♪]
1499
01:45:55.901 --> 01:45:57.247
Come on, Phoebe.
1500
01:46:14.229 --> 01:46:16.128
[♪♪♪]
1501
01:46:24.032 --> 01:46:24.895
[MOUTHS]
Holy shit.
1502
01:46:38.702 --> 01:46:40.324
[ALL SCREAMING]
1503
01:46:44.639 --> 01:46:46.607
[YELLING]
1504
01:47:08.629 --> 01:47:09.561
We're on!
1505
01:47:16.430 --> 01:47:18.639
[POWERING UP]
1506
01:47:33.792 --> 01:47:35.932
[THUNDER CRASHES]
1507
01:47:51.326 --> 01:47:52.811
[SCREAMING]
1508
01:47:59.403 --> 01:48:01.129
[POWERING DOWN]
1509
01:48:03.511 --> 01:48:06.445
[♪♪♪]
1510
01:48:12.002 --> 01:48:13.314
I thought
you might turn up.
1511
01:48:19.113 --> 01:48:20.010
I'm sorry...
1512
01:48:21.149 --> 01:48:22.668
I didn't believe you.
1513
01:48:24.981 --> 01:48:26.016
I should've called.
1514
01:48:27.293 --> 01:48:28.502
I miss you, my friend.
1515
01:48:32.678 --> 01:48:33.714
[ZAPS]
1516
01:48:34.818 --> 01:48:36.199
[GASPS]Are you okay?
1517
01:48:36.337 --> 01:48:38.166
You scared the shit out of me.Mom.
1518
01:48:38.304 --> 01:48:39.582
I can't breathe.
1519
01:48:39.720 --> 01:48:40.686
Okay.
1520
01:48:42.343 --> 01:48:43.896
Hi there.
1521
01:48:44.034 --> 01:48:45.726
Pete Venkman
from the home office.
1522
01:48:45.864 --> 01:48:48.176
Thanks for pitching in.You're welcome.
1523
01:48:48.314 --> 01:48:49.626
I like your style.
1524
01:48:49.764 --> 01:48:51.248
Who's that one?
1525
01:48:51.386 --> 01:48:52.284
Callie.
1526
01:48:54.562 --> 01:48:55.943
Callie Spengler.
1527
01:48:56.081 --> 01:48:57.565
Spengler?Mm.
1528
01:48:57.703 --> 01:49:00.603
Weird name.
Try to make the best of that.
1529
01:49:00.741 --> 01:49:03.122
All right.
We're gonna have cocoa inside.
1530
01:49:03.260 --> 01:49:05.400
And some of us
will have rum with it.
1531
01:49:06.747 --> 01:49:07.713
TREVOR:
Lucky!
1532
01:49:07.851 --> 01:49:09.577
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
1533
01:49:12.960 --> 01:49:16.239
Oh.God. Hey. Hey, man.
1534
01:49:16.377 --> 01:49:19.725
Are you okay?Yeah, I-- Yeah.
1535
01:49:19.863 --> 01:49:21.520
My hands hurt
from galloping.
1536
01:49:29.321 --> 01:49:30.978
Oh, my God.
1537
01:49:31.116 --> 01:49:32.566
I totally thought I lost you.
1538
01:49:32.704 --> 01:49:34.188
Sorry about that.
1539
01:49:35.085 --> 01:49:36.224
Well, that was weird.
1540
01:49:36.362 --> 01:49:37.571
Mm-hm. Yeah.
1541
01:49:38.882 --> 01:49:40.090
I'm bleeding.
Why am I bleeding?
1542
01:49:40.228 --> 01:49:41.471
You headbutted a park bench.
1543
01:49:41.609 --> 01:49:43.231
Oh, right. Yeah.Yeah.
1544
01:49:45.889 --> 01:49:47.373
Hi.
Hi.
1545
01:49:48.547 --> 01:49:51.308
Um, back there, yeah.Yeah.
1546
01:49:51.446 --> 01:49:53.138
I mean, before we became dogs
1547
01:49:53.276 --> 01:49:57.073
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we, uh--
1548
01:49:57.211 --> 01:49:59.282
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.
1549
01:50:00.732 --> 01:50:02.319
But then we saved the world,
so...
1550
01:50:02.457 --> 01:50:03.804
That's true.
1551
01:50:08.049 --> 01:50:10.431
Are you all right, son?
1552
01:50:10.569 --> 01:50:14.124
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.
1553
01:50:14.262 --> 01:50:16.126
You gotta be on my podcast.
1554
01:50:16.264 --> 01:50:17.611
Sure. What's it called?
1555
01:50:17.749 --> 01:50:19.474
Mystical Tales
of the Unknown Universe.
1556
01:50:19.613 --> 01:50:21.511
M.T.U.U., that's you?
1557
01:50:21.649 --> 01:50:22.512
Wait.
1558
01:50:22.650 --> 01:50:23.996
You're my subscriber?!
1559
01:50:24.134 --> 01:50:27.379
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.
1560
01:50:29.139 --> 01:50:31.003
What did they do to you?
1561
01:50:33.419 --> 01:50:34.386
Don't worry.
1562
01:50:35.939 --> 01:50:38.321
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.
1563
01:50:44.085 --> 01:50:44.983
Go.
1564
01:50:49.608 --> 01:50:50.505
Hey.
1565
01:51:22.814 --> 01:51:24.678
[♪♪♪]
1566
01:52:31.503 --> 01:52:34.402
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
1567
01:52:37.681 --> 01:52:40.581
[RAY PARKER JR.'S
"GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING]
1568
01:53:01.809 --> 01:53:03.915
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1569
01:53:04.053 --> 01:53:08.505
♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪
1570
01:53:08.643 --> 01:53:10.335
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1571
01:53:10.473 --> 01:53:12.544
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1572
01:53:12.682 --> 01:53:16.859
♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
1573
01:53:16.997 --> 01:53:18.653
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1574
01:53:18.792 --> 01:53:21.035
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1575
01:53:27.386 --> 01:53:29.526
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1576
01:53:35.809 --> 01:53:37.707
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1577
01:53:45.957 --> 01:53:50.133
♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪
1578
01:53:50.271 --> 01:53:51.859
♪ Who can you call? ♪
1579
01:53:51.997 --> 01:53:53.930
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1580
01:53:54.068 --> 01:53:58.176
♪ An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed ♪
1581
01:53:58.314 --> 01:54:00.212
♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪
1582
01:54:00.350 --> 01:54:02.456
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1583
01:54:09.118 --> 01:54:11.223
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1584
01:54:17.402 --> 01:54:19.473
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1585
01:54:23.649 --> 01:54:25.065
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1586
01:54:25.203 --> 01:54:27.619
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1587
01:54:27.757 --> 01:54:31.588
♪ If you're all alone
Pick up the phone ♪
1588
01:54:31.726 --> 01:54:33.487
♪ And call ♪
1589
01:54:33.625 --> 01:54:35.696
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1590
01:54:37.249 --> 01:54:38.388
Tell me what this is.
1591
01:54:43.497 --> 01:54:44.429
Lines.
1592
01:54:46.500 --> 01:54:47.777
Two--
1593
01:54:47.915 --> 01:54:49.365
No, three...
1594
01:54:51.194 --> 01:54:52.920
wavy lines.
1595
01:54:53.058 --> 01:54:56.268
[♪♪♪]
1596
01:54:56.406 --> 01:54:57.891
It's amazing.You're amazing.
1597
01:54:58.029 --> 01:54:59.547
With your ability to...
1598
01:55:00.721 --> 01:55:02.171
flood my psychic powers.
1599
01:55:02.309 --> 01:55:04.587
I can't believe you used
to shock your students.
1600
01:55:04.725 --> 01:55:07.245
Between us,
I only zapped the guys.
1601
01:55:07.383 --> 01:55:08.487
[ZAPS]Aah!
1602
01:55:08.625 --> 01:55:10.351
It was flawed science.
1603
01:55:10.489 --> 01:55:12.077
I know that now. I admit that.
1604
01:55:12.215 --> 01:55:13.458
Ready?
1605
01:55:13.596 --> 01:55:14.908
Try this one.
1606
01:55:17.876 --> 01:55:18.773
Take a moment.
1607
01:55:19.947 --> 01:55:21.224
Uh...
1608
01:55:23.882 --> 01:55:25.401
It's a five-pointed star.
1609
01:55:26.609 --> 01:55:28.611
Yes?How are you doing that?
1610
01:55:28.749 --> 01:55:30.613
Some believe that true love
1611
01:55:30.751 --> 01:55:33.098
imbues a subject
with the ability--
1612
01:55:33.236 --> 01:55:34.444
[ZAPS]Ah!
1613
01:55:34.582 --> 01:55:36.619
Did you mark the cards?[CHUCKLES] No.
1614
01:55:36.757 --> 01:55:37.792
You did, didn't you?
1615
01:55:39.380 --> 01:55:40.243
Yeah.
1616
01:55:41.451 --> 01:55:42.901
[SCREAMS]
1617
01:55:44.109 --> 01:55:45.628
It works well.
1618
01:55:45.766 --> 01:55:48.631
[MCKENNA GRACE'S
"HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING]
1619
01:55:53.808 --> 01:55:55.707
♪ You walk out the door ♪
1620
01:55:55.845 --> 01:55:59.193
♪ Then you want back in
The second it's cold outside ♪
1621
01:55:59.331 --> 01:56:01.989
♪ And you see
I've got something to give ♪
1622
01:56:02.127 --> 01:56:06.338
♪ And I'd give it to you
A hundred times over ♪
1623
01:56:06.476 --> 01:56:09.134
♪ Till you screwed me over
Just like the last time ♪
1624
01:56:09.272 --> 01:56:11.999
♪ Sayin':
"It was the last time" ♪
1625
01:56:12.137 --> 01:56:14.864
♪ I paid the price
Stayin' alone in my room ♪
1626
01:56:15.002 --> 01:56:19.662
♪ After what happened in June
Thinking I really loved you ♪
1627
01:56:19.800 --> 01:56:22.837
♪ And maybe I still do ♪
1628
01:56:22.976 --> 01:56:28.671
♪ But I think you're honestly
Something I needed to lose ♪
1629
01:56:28.809 --> 01:56:30.500
♪ No, it's not healthy ♪
1630
01:56:30.638 --> 01:56:33.469
♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪
1631
01:56:33.607 --> 01:56:35.195
♪ Lookin' at photos ♪
1632
01:56:35.333 --> 01:56:39.406
♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪
1633
01:56:39.544 --> 01:56:43.720
♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪
1634
01:56:43.858 --> 01:56:46.585
♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1635
01:56:48.346 --> 01:56:52.626
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
1636
01:56:52.764 --> 01:56:56.492
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1637
01:57:03.188 --> 01:57:06.985
♪ I get reminiscent ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
1638
01:57:07.123 --> 01:57:10.230
♪ When somebody
Says your name ♪
1639
01:57:12.059 --> 01:57:16.098
♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
1640
01:57:16.236 --> 01:57:20.792
♪ 'Cause it's better than
Not feeling a single thing ♪
1641
01:57:20.930 --> 01:57:26.315
♪ Even after all the white lies
Empty goodbyes ♪
1642
01:57:26.453 --> 01:57:28.282
♪ All the tears ♪
1643
01:57:28.420 --> 01:57:34.185
♪ And all the times you weren't
There when I needed you to be ♪
1644
01:57:34.323 --> 01:57:36.601
♪ Hoping you're right where
You wanna be ♪
1645
01:57:36.739 --> 01:57:39.604
♪ Even if it's not with me ♪
1646
01:57:39.742 --> 01:57:41.364
♪ I know it's not healthy ♪
1647
01:57:41.502 --> 01:57:44.264
♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪
1648
01:57:44.402 --> 01:57:45.989
♪ Looking at photos ♪
1649
01:57:46.128 --> 01:57:50.235
♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪
1650
01:57:50.373 --> 01:57:54.101
♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪
1651
01:57:54.239 --> 01:57:57.070
♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1652
01:57:59.244 --> 01:58:01.350
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
1653
01:58:03.593 --> 01:58:07.183
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1654
01:58:12.568 --> 01:58:15.398
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1655
01:58:17.262 --> 01:58:20.817
♪ I think we're on
Our final scene ♪
1656
01:58:20.955 --> 01:58:25.305
♪ Keep us good
In all our memories ♪
1657
01:58:25.443 --> 01:58:29.999
♪ So I don't have to
Throw them out ♪
1658
01:58:30.137 --> 01:58:33.140
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1659
01:58:34.037 --> 01:58:36.937
[♪♪♪]
1660
02:01:12.437 --> 02:01:15.302
[♪♪♪]
1661
02:01:49.232 --> 02:01:52.477
[SIREN WAILING]
1662
02:01:52.615 --> 02:01:55.860
I want you to take this.What is it?
1663
02:01:55.998 --> 02:01:57.793
It's a souvenir
from the World's Fair
1664
02:01:57.931 --> 02:02:01.383
at Flushing Meadow
in 1964.
1665
02:02:01.521 --> 02:02:03.212
It's my lucky coin.
1666
02:02:03.350 --> 02:02:06.526
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.
1667
02:02:06.664 --> 02:02:09.701
Take it anyway.
I got another one at home.
1668
02:02:12.601 --> 02:02:14.982
[♪♪♪]
1669
02:02:16.536 --> 02:02:18.538
WINSTON:
Egon was the brains.
1670
02:02:18.676 --> 02:02:19.849
Ray was the heart.
1671
02:02:21.264 --> 02:02:22.473
Peter just kept it cool.
1672
02:02:22.611 --> 02:02:24.026
[JANINE CHUCKLES]
1673
02:02:24.164 --> 02:02:25.786
JANINE:
Who were you?
1674
02:02:25.924 --> 02:02:26.960
The sex appeal.
1675
02:02:27.098 --> 02:02:28.513
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1676
02:02:30.964 --> 02:02:33.346
You've done very well
for yourself.
1677
02:02:33.484 --> 02:02:35.831
A lot of shelf space.
1678
02:02:35.969 --> 02:02:38.212
See, that's the thing.
1679
02:02:38.351 --> 02:02:40.042
I don't do it for me.
1680
02:02:41.146 --> 02:02:42.562
I do it for my kids,
1681
02:02:42.700 --> 02:02:45.875
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.
1682
02:02:46.013 --> 02:02:49.051
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?
1683
02:02:49.189 --> 02:02:52.744
[CHUCKLES]
Ray's gonna turn a profit
one of these days.
1684
02:02:52.882 --> 02:02:56.161
JANINE [CHUCKLES]:
I remember the day
you came in.
1685
02:02:56.299 --> 02:02:59.164
WINSTON:
I came in looking
for a steady paycheck.
1686
02:02:59.302 --> 02:03:01.615
But busting ghosts
with the guys...
1687
02:03:01.753 --> 02:03:03.721
taught me not to be afraid.
1688
02:03:03.859 --> 02:03:06.482
That I had the tools
and I had the talent.
1689
02:03:06.620 --> 02:03:10.244
I started this business
with one employee.
1690
02:03:10.383 --> 02:03:13.420
And I've grown it into
a thriving global enterprise.
1691
02:03:14.525 --> 02:03:16.734
I may be a businessman,
1692
02:03:16.872 --> 02:03:19.909
but I will always be
a Ghostbuster.
1693
02:03:20.047 --> 02:03:22.429
[♪♪♪]
1694
02:03:35.891 --> 02:03:38.549
[HIGH-PITCH WHINING]